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Ye Olde Cunte

@gilettefusion5 / gilettefusion5.tumblr.com

Lucy Jeanette. 30. She/her. Asexual. Aesthetic. Dumb shit.
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Reblogged caitl98
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Oh my god Italy got hit with 20% tariffs, but Vatican City didn't. Some cardinal is about to become a global leader in microchip imports.

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Reblogged caitl98
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at Jimmy Buffet’s Margaritaville rn and i’m wondering why more musicians don’t have their own restaurants. i would eat at Trent Reznor’s Tavern of Terror

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I wanna feed you like an animal

I wanna serve you lots of french fries

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Logan is a terrible person whose primary issues (failkids) are entirely self-inflicted.

THAT BEING SAID. If I worked my ass off all my life only to realize that, in my efforts, I have given birth to Wealthy Children, I too would be a massive asshole. Like moreso than I was before

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The problem with being a self-made man is that if you have kids they will be rich kids, the worst variety of kid.

This is why every rich person, the moment they realize they will have a child, MUST larp as a poor or working class person for about the first 20 years of that kid's life

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And don't hop up my ass about ethics or whatever. If, upon turning 21, my parents had been like, "Sike, hey, we're loaded, we pretended to be struggling financially all your life so you learned the value of hard work and what not. All your student loans are paid off." I would have forgiven them.

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Can people stop being funnier than me for like, twenty minutes. Please

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Reblogged shamebats
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"gay or european" also goes for middle-aged women btw. that lady with short hair no makeup and sneakers isn't a lesbian she's just german

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Reblogged clairelutra
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My Solo Leveling take of the day is Jinwoo stopped being a hot anime man after season 1, and instead became a parody of a hot anime man in season 2.

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Jinwoo at the end of season 1

  • in possession of human proportions
  • attractive unkempt hair
  • dresses like a normal person
  • capable of failing, and so has actual moments of fear, panic, and assessment of consequences.

Jinwoo at the end of season 2

  • long long man
  • too tall, too angular, this man clips your shoulder on the sidewalk and gives you a paper cut
  • boyband haircut???
  • dresses like if Shadow the Hedgehog was put in charge of Vogue I think
  • completely infallible, shows up on autopilot and just kills everything. where is the sex appeal in a man who is not even going to bleed
#by season 3 he will become completely triangular and never make a facial expression again
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