no one will know which one it is.

Final girl

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑

for context, scientists have know about these mfs for like a HUNDRED YEARS but only now have they actually seen one ALIVE !!

did you guys know they moved the french language debate for the canadian federal election so it wouldn’t interfere with the habs game

americans this is like if the presidential debate got moved for football ok

whenever you take too much time to write something know it is because stephen king has been stealing your life force

him and nora roberts.

*gasps* oh my god. i have to draw you

this is an elderly post with both members in it still activated. op posts regularly, newest post is an hour ago, and second account hasn’t posted since 2020

I am indeed, despite it all, still here.

The second account was one of the directors of Steven Universe

(approx. 30 minutes ago) I get an excuse to see her at work!!! Yippeeee!!

What the fuck is the protocol I repeat what the fuck am I supposed to do here

Alright, bad news: I'm not CONFESSING MY LOVE to pookie while she's doing her job as a fucking line cook. She's gonna like, burn a burger or something and then get yelled at by the other genuinely psychotic abusive chefs. It's fucked up. So I'm not doing that right now.

Good news: I'm gonna talk with her in person at about 11:30, after she gets off work.

Bad news: she has an overthinking problem and my method of tackling this topic was to ask to talk to her after work. "That's not so bad what's so bad about that don't you guys talk all the time" I fucking phrased it like thisssss

Fucked. Very very fucked. This is just a small snippet of how badly it's fucked.

worse news: she's totally overthinking it.

Worser news: she gets off at 11 today (much, much later than literally every other day I've known her) which means she's gonna be overthinking this for the next four fucking hours. "Maybe she wouldn't be overthinking it if you didn't text like a stern father" literally who do you think taught me how to introduce important subjects over text? Also I can't say this over text. I just can't. I need to be able to see her face. I have to say this in person.

Okay news: I have managed to talk her down from "I am overthinking it" to "fine I won't overthink it" which probably means it's worse, actually.

Good news: I have made peace with all the potential outcomes of this situation, and I am confident in my abilities to convey my emotions.

Verdict: I'm already 5 feet deep, might as well dig to 6.

SHE GOT OFF WAY EARLIER TIME TO LOCK THE

FUCK

IN

fire lord zuko and the gaggle of servants obsessed with gossiping about his sex life.

baking with my mama

made me really happy so i drew them....

My train was late. AGAIN.

Unspeakable violence

a world without trans people has never existed and never will

prints

Pushing the definition somewhat but still a griffon imo

-3012

I know folks have been sharing this link on other posts, but &udm=14 works well:

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Unmute !

these guys are vicious predators btw

birb with revirb

This is also where the generic "jungle" sounds in movies come from

He has a lot to say

Hear him out!

Don't encourage him, these things never shut the fuck up.

so what ur telling me is that all jungles should be australian then

so what ur telling

me is that all jungles should

be australian then

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.