Pinned
me : im so hungry 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
nausea beast living in my stomach: 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒌𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒏
the chemicales in my body fro;m when i drank soap: JQHWO9IWNZMJWajshsj2jowkwkwwkjsaamaAOAO92mank(iz(!?iwiaiw11jmww,ama
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i have something to say
what do you have to say tumblr user @controllerpervert?
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I love seeing a meme and being like oh, tumblrs going to love this one
Peer reviewed tags.
Reblog today and you, too, can maliciously comply with facts of science.
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Here are some of the spells that got classified as a war crime thanks to me
- Power phrase: you like boys
- Unshit your pants (the next spell explains why that's a war crime)
- Tabasco enema
- Ten thousand bear cyclone (such a classic)
- Silly time
- Okay this one is hard to spell out, you gotta make chainsaw sounds with your throat
- Teeth
- Conjure magic mushrooms + power word: psychosis
- Conjure banana peel
- Vanish dopamine
- Ratio
Hands you a spatula
vanish dopamine is wretched.
vanish dopamine has no effect on me 😎 (0 × a number is still 0)
ok, so factorialise dopamine would work on you? (0!=1)
A fucking what
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Reblog if you're asexual and tired
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Here are some of the spells that got classified as a war crime thanks to me
- Power phrase: you like boys
- Unshit your pants (the next spell explains why that's a war crime)
- Tabasco enema
- Ten thousand bear cyclone (such a classic)
- Silly time
- Okay this one is hard to spell out, you gotta make chainsaw sounds with your throat
- Teeth
- Conjure magic mushrooms + power word: psychosis
- Conjure banana peel
- Vanish dopamine
- Ratio
Hands you a spatula
vanish dopamine is wretched.
vanish dopamine has no effect on me 😎 (0 × a number is still 0)
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headphones aren't enough i need to BE the music
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I hate being emotionally attached to a character because what do you mean I'm crying over AKITO SHINONOME
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why the fuck does it take so long to cum. i hate this. just let me get off after like 5 minutes please i dont have time to take an hour just to get rid of my horniness i have things to do
sexual needs? in this econemy?
this is literally horrible bc it takes so long to recover too like dawg i cant think about giving that fictional man backshots rn im supposed to be studying quantitative literacy
please for the love of god .make it so i last much shorter please i do not have time for all this
why is everyone so obsessed with making sex last so long. i just want to get it over with and orgasm so i can get back to studying for my fucking english test
listen very closely. i am only showinb you this because it is both a valid take and is also very funny. do not look at my horny blog because you will find exactly what you expect to be on a horny blog.
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Our Japanese class found it funny that in common terminology "food" isn't very distinguished from specifically "rice" until it was pointed out to us that in English "meal" is "loose roughly ground grain"
humans be like staple crop
staple crop to what
ublock-origin
directly to forehead
Why not to tree?
SweetTarts, be both. Staple forehead to tree.
Eat grain.
i think you would need a really really big stapler to staple someones head
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Here are some of the spells that got classified as a war crime thanks to me
- Power phrase: you like boys
- Unshit your pants (the next spell explains why that's a war crime)
- Tabasco enema
- Ten thousand bear cyclone (such a classic)
- Silly time
- Okay this one is hard to spell out, you gotta make chainsaw sounds with your throat
- Teeth
- Conjure magic mushrooms + power word: psychosis
- Conjure banana peel
- Vanish dopamine
- Ratio
Hands you a spatula