oh are you friends? or just dating.

“Why would you want to make a game for the original Nintendo?? No one is going to buy that”

Jokes on you! I sold 1 copy!!!

LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL GRAPH! THATS A SALE BAAAABY

^Me rn

Holy shit yall. I just woke up to 21 sales! The game has officially recouped the cost of all the software I used to make it!!! IM PROFITABLE?!

...What's the game, how did you make it, and how are you selling it?

It’s called Undercover Shot! It’s a 2 player social deduction game for the original Nintendo Entertainment System!

I’m taking pre orders for physical copies here https://www.homebrew-factory.com/home/138-undercover-shot.html

And selling digital ROM versions for a dollar here: https://pirateprincessjess.itch.io/undercover-shot-nes

A week ago I was losing my mind over 1 sale, now I’ve sold 81 digital copies and 52 physical ones.

Over 100 people bought my game!!!!????? This is mind blowing. I don’t even know how to process this. I am so grateful. I would not have sold nearly this many without yall sharing this post as much as you did. I love you all so much. Thank you for making this happen. You all made my childhood dream come true in a bigger way than I thought possible.

Achievement Unlocked:

NEStseller

Sell a new title for the fucking Nintendo Family Computer in the year 2025 AD.

the switch2 has been revealed to be a frog that buries itself in thr dirt

OH MY GOD

wow that is a super fair price damn

Honestly I’d be more inclined to play Stardew Valley if it was about a depressed cop trying to solve a murder whilst navigating the politics of a mass strike and the fallout of counter revolution

Perry the Platypus from Phineas and Ferb is intersex-coded! In his source it's been shown he can both sweat milk and has venomous spurs on his heels, which are traits associated with female & male platypuses respectively.

Requested by @saros-system

for a website supposedly full of perverts most of you aren't perverted enough

Well, I'm busy...I've got Minecraft and stuff ..

fuck an enderman or something

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko

baby need smoko

BABY DOES NOT NEED SMOKO

IS THAT FUCKING FELTED????? THIS IS GORGEOUS BABY SMOKO

this is how they used to have sex back when everyone was smooth down there and when metaphors weighed more than truth or logic