Drunk Cigarette

the switch2 has been revealed to be a frog that buries itself in thr dirt

We sent your boyfriend to live on a beautiful farm upstate where he can run around with all of the other boyfriends together forever

Jakey Acres

Fuck. I can't do anything right. *pulls my shirt up slightly and you can see a little bit of my abs*

this loser has abs

Yeah I'll go. It wouldn't be the first time no one wants me around.

And take that nasty cigarette with you

huge nintendo direct for people that take out their nintendo 3dses on public transport

problematic XP gap relationship

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

We never have to go back

Anime Expo 2008 cosplay contest

mind-bogglingly erotic

only need 1 more shonen guy and then they can... no i shan't say it

imagine looking in your rear view mirror and you just see this

i remember learning the word melancholy at age 7 or something and thinking oh this word's gonna be huge for me

ibuprofen should grow on bushes like wild berries

youtube needs to implement some sort of 'do not recommend channel + kill yourself for recommending me this' button

Don't forget to turn on the EXP share before the orgy starts bro

Fuck! i wore my choice band instead! *accidentally poisons everyone multiple times*

i hope nintendo understands that the success of the new tomodachi life hinges solely on if they let the miis be gay