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Asks open | Posts: Texas Chainsaw Massacre, girlblogging??-{briefly}

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{Shitposts Not Included} - Updated As Needed

Analyses and Headcanons - Thomas Hewitt
Analyses and Headcanons - Multiple Characters {TCM}
Photographs / Imagery
Writing
Lyrical Analyses

Much love - 🫀

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thanks for tagging me, this was very fun!!!

@taeaura @atalanticbow @cherrychillz

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AHH thank youuuu for tagging meee

would tag cherrychillz but you already did that 🫀

Y’all don’t have to answer these but @slasherdungeon @thewolffairytaler

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I hate making spelling/grammar errors in serious asks/fics and only noticing them days later

it's so embarrassingggg I swear I'm not dumb 😭

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@taeaura i think he wears Chainsaw Charlie shirt (yeah he’s a wrestler btw)

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OH MY GOD I WAS LOOKING UP WRESTLERS FOR THE ASK YOU SENT ME AND I THOUGHT OF THOMAS AS CHAINSAW CHARLIE

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im so funny hahahaha

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Guys should I draw Tommy as Captain Thomas Hewitt

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uh hello that is the only appropriate response

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tacktoons asked:

do you think Thomas Hewitt from 2003 watches wrestling?

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Thomas is such an anomaly that I genuinely don't know. In canon time? Probably not. If he was born in a more modern-era? Yeah, maybe! I think he'd like how rowdy wrestling can get, how over-the-top it can be {to the average person}, and how..'similar' certain wrestlers are to Tommy {appearance wise} - He's a bit confused but also fascinated when he sees people {men in particular} who have similar builds to him, bonus points when they wear masks lol

hmm...

chat is this real

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I'm so so sorry this took so long to get to 😭 my brain has been foggy lately

#added in Mick Foley Thomas Hewitt crossover just for you
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working on asks and shitposts brb guys

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if a horror/slasher movie ends with the killer in the back seat {of the victim's escape car} when a victim "finally" escapes, it automatically pisses me off - Why is it acceptable as a writer to end a 'horror' movie with the lamest, easiest-to-write ending?? Cmon now, it's so boring and unrealistic.

"Oh, but Tae, slasher films are unrealistic in their nature!1!" no shit, dawg - but you cannot convince me that the "killer suddenly appears in the backseat and kills the protagonist to allow for another potential movie" isn't the worst ending you've ever seen.

How did they get in there? How did the victim not see their {usually} fat ass in the back seat? {I'm looking at you, Thomas Hewitt and Jacob Goodnight}. What the actual fuck. HOW DID THE KILLER NOT GET HURT AT ALL IN THE CAR CRASH? {if it crashes}

PLEASE stop using this as an acceptable ending. Put more thought and effort into your scripts, PLEASE

thank you for coming to my ted talk

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btw I'm not hating on script writers at all - I apologize for my aggressive tone 😭 I love both those franchises either way

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if a horror/slasher movie ends with the killer in the back seat {of the victim's escape car} when a victim "finally" escapes, it automatically pisses me off - Why is it acceptable as a writer to end a 'horror' movie with the lamest, easiest-to-write ending?? Cmon now, it's so boring and unrealistic.

"Oh, but Tae, slasher films are unrealistic in their nature!1!" no shit, dawg - but you cannot convince me that the "killer suddenly appears in the backseat and kills the protagonist to allow for another potential movie" isn't the worst ending you've ever seen.

How did they get in there? How did the victim not see their {usually} fat ass in the back seat? {I'm looking at you, Thomas Hewitt and Jacob Goodnight}. What the actual fuck. HOW DID THE KILLER NOT GET HURT AT ALL IN THE CAR CRASH? {if it crashes}

PLEASE stop using this as an acceptable ending. Put more thought and effort into your scripts, PLEASE

thank you for coming to my ted talk

#tcm#thomas hewitt#tcm 2006#jacob goodnight#see no evil#see no evil 2#shitty horror movies#slashers#horror film#horror movies#80s horror#90s horror#2000s horror#2010s horror
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I watched Texas chainsaw massacre the beginning like 8 times today and

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"spam = block" at this point what am I supposed to do 😭

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