The Hoard

Even in Magma he invades

Listen- I just love vampires man

Do you think Jesus ever got many carpenter requests after he started preaching? Like did anyone ever go up to him and be like; "My Lord! My Lord!" And the disciples are all: "The Master won't do anymore miracles today." But obviously Jesus is like; "Yes, my child?" And they just ask what his basic rate is to fix their door.

No one talks enough about the fact that Jesus had a day job.

He repaired the relationship between humanity and god, he also repaired the table in his friend Mary's house cuz it wobbled too much.

“Jesus!”

“How can I help you my child?”

“So the Chair I got from you and your dad is great, but I tripped over it and it broke, I was hoping you could fix it?”

“Go home and be at peace, your chair is fixed.”

“Lord, did you really just use a miracle to fix his chair?”

“Luke my son, it was still under warranty.”

“honey that guy who made our table got crucified” 

object head fans we won today i think

The victim blaming in the ttcc community is astronomical. I played the game for the first time in months to check out the new lore, and immediately see people saying “lynn is horrible” “lynn ruined the potential peace cogs and toons couldve had” “thomas couldve been our friend but lynn ruined that”

This is just a repeat of barnacle bessie vs misty. People hate the toons for fighting their oppressors. The cogs are the bad guys. Some cogs having more individuality or not totally agreeing with the system they work under does not make these toons bad people for fighting them.

These toons see every cog as a threat because, as a whole, their company is invading their land. And they are not wrong to think that way. They are defending themselves against this known threat. It is not the toons’ jobs to take a risk with every cog they come across “just in case they’re one of the good ones” or some bullshit.

Idc if some cogs like misty or chip hate the company or are sad. Idc if lynn was an inconvenience and annoyance to thomas’ job. That doesn’t make it the toons’ jobs to sympathize with these cogs or see “the good in them”. The responsibility will always and forever fall back on the cogs. The company, as a whole, is hurting the toons. Anyone who works under the company is, therefore, indirectly hurting the toons by default.

I’m not saying the suits can “just find another job” or smth because I think it’s established its not that easy for them. Im not dismissing the cogs’ struggles or that some, evidently, arent “as bad” as others. They still have individuality.

But none of that makes bessie nor lynn wrong for their actions. What’s stealing some shirts compared to literally invading an island and its citizens.

Also thomas isnt an uwu smol bean who can do no wrong. He is a large contributor to the problem. You can like him and understand him to an extent, but why must this ALWAYS equate to “therefore the toons are evil” in this community.

Im tired

You know it’s serious when hundreds of beavers is begging you to see the day the earth blew up: a looney tunes movie.

Which you should, right now!!!

lil quick doodle because i love candle cove and i grew up wishing someone would actually make the episodes real because the concept is so so so cool and like uhhhhhhhh Horace Horrible's design is so peak it's so up my alley so i drew him :3

Taglist:

@candyheartedchy @berryshipbasket

@radaverse @tireddovahkiin

@bloodhoundini @lficanthaveloveiwantpower

@rexscanonwife @ree3942 @sunflawyer

@artcomestolife @self-shipping-crow @mothlessmood @blubberbuns @silverlining-ships @ellie-woody

Little piece of art for a fic that I’m working on. Maybe it’ll see the light of day one day.

I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal

"patron saint" stop using catholic figures in a blasphemous way! it's disrespectful to catholics.

youve made me very happy by saying this

hope — my favorite art piece i made for skinner!

Award-Losing Smile

and a heartbreakingly sad one for my pals

Long time no see. Here's a wip.

BRO, THIS GOES HARD!!!!