Magical Trashboat

me if u even care

did something special happen today?

(well, i guess if it were important, i would’ve remembered it…)

happy 12 year anniversary to the most memorable event in tumblr history

going to get my blood tested and dr acula and nurse feratu walk in. hope everything is ok

Omfg i love this

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

Soooo... @GamerSupps asked me to make a promo video for them...

So I did. By trapping my OC Eira in a legally distinct, off-brand spaceship and making her shill energy drinks against her will >:P

Use promo code Joetastic for 10% off or click here! https://gamersupps.gg/Joetastic

Thanks to fellow GamerSupps Partner @Celadon_VA for voicing Eira and the mysterious woman behind the camera!

Song used: Airport Lounge - Kevin MacLeod

s is for slug

i’m enamored by the specificity of this blog. like this is the only post they’ve ever made. this account was solely created for this special little guy. does he know?

I hate Crocs.

This post is so fucking funny to me. This is just a pic with a pile of croc shoes crossed out red with the title “I hate Crocs.” OP posted this in 2008 and never posted anything else, we don’t know anything else about them. OP’s URL is the word hatred and nothing else. For some reason however, their url did not get added a “-blog” suffix that the change in 2016 brought (maybe because this was made in 2008 but still. What if someone wants their URL? :( ) Truly the post of all time.

And Crocs were still a recent “fad” at the time but 16 years later they are still here. The post failed completely to stop them. Op lost :(

(At Home, PC) [NSFW 18+]

i was meant to be someones spoiled and mischievous house cat

Not only did my fried rice panel take off in a way I wasn't expecting but my POST about the fried rice panel also took off in a way I wasn't expecting please let me rest

I actually need the next gorillaz phase right now or I'm gonna eat a fork