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(Poll suggested by Anonymous)

I should do a second series of polls for hottest prt director because that's different from most fuckable prt director. two different things. but then costa brown just wins again by an even larger margin. cause like the only chance anybody else had was the fact that "most fuckable" is distinct from "hottest" and the others are more like. human. literally speaking.

Make sure to tell me what you think and why you think it! Just, not in too explicit detail, please?

You are just your average INSECTOKINETIC TEENAGE GIRL who was accidentally mistaken for a SUPERVILLAIN by a diverse group of TEENAGE CRIMINALS. Your DEVIOUS (you are not a bad guy, just very smart) PLAN is to INFILTRATE the gang and UNDO it FROM WITHIN. WHAT do you do to EARN their TRUST?

put off discovering your sexuality again

YOU do not DISCOVER your SEXUALITY. There's NO TIME for such FRIVOLITIES.

stare the blonde one directly in the eyes unblinkingly to hopefully psychically transmit the impression of nonhostile intention

YOU are not sure whether the transition was PSYCHIC, but the BLONDE seems to get THE GIST. She DOES THAT a lot.

(well of course the transition wasn’t psychic, we have hrt for that)

Practice buzzing skills

You BUZZ that one TUNE from that one SPACE OPERA FRANCHISE. You appear VERY INTIMIDATING.

survey the reaction of your prospective teammates

The TUNE is deemed downright NEFARIOUS.

be triumphant! this must mean we succeeded at passing as a villain!

The only way to COMMEMORATE this is with an EVIL LAUGH. The REST join in EVILLY.

make all the bugs laugh as well so it sounds super unsettling

The TEENS keep laughing, but now it sounds a BIT FORCED.

ask the blonde member where the bathroom in the lair is

It is, of course, in the SENSIBLE PLACE FOR AN EVIL BATHROOM TO BE.

is there anything about the interior decorating that suggests it is an Evil Bathroom, or is it perhaps a Neutral Bathroom?

For one, it is INSIDE an EVIL layer, the property's TRANSITIVE. There's also THE SKULL.

what animal's skull is it?

Only the most DANGEROUS of all: HOMO SAPIENS.

Does it look plasticky or does it resemble Actual Bone?

It is, in fact, LEATHERY. YOU can't be SURE about its ORIGINS.

What texture is the teeth?

Also LEATHERY. The SKULL rudefully informs you to HURRY your SHITTING UP. He got PLACES TO BE.

Hurry your shitting up, as directed

YOU do, in fact. The SKULL offers NO comments.

AU I never finished writing where Eidolon got access to his shard draining ability first instead of his multiple powers ability.

I think it would be funny if we as a fandom all pretended that tattletale was jacked

Idk why

I just think it would be funny

You are just your average INSECTOKINETIC TEENAGE GIRL who was accidentally mistaken for a SUPERVILLAIN by a diverse group of TEENAGE CRIMINALS. Your DEVIOUS (you are not a bad guy, just very smart) PLAN is to INFILTRATE the gang and UNDO it FROM WITHIN. WHAT do you do to EARN their TRUST?

> Go EAT a BUG

YOU call upon your LARGEST BEETLE, and eagerly DEVOUR IT. The TEENAGERS are disgusted, but seem to think it's just a thing your average INSECTOKINETIC TEENAGE GIRLS do. Phew.

> Go EAT another BUG

You beckon your MOST SUCCULENT BUTTERFLY and slurp it up like a BASIL LEAF.

> PAT your STOMACH. Then go OFFER a BUG to your VILLAINOUS TEAM MEMBERS.

YOU produce a VORACIOUS and OBESE CATERPILLAR and offer it to the NE'ER-DO-WELLS. Only the DOG GIRL accepts, but she doesn't seem to like the taste. Pity. There are many GASTROLOGICAL BENEFITS to being just your average INSECTOKINETIC TEENAGE GIRL.

> UNDERSTAND that you simply cannot COEXIST with NON-BUG EATERS, and RUN away, mouth full of DELICIOUS INSECTS

YOU turn to LEAVE, but RECONSIDER. Is it ALL it TOOK? To DISUADE you from pursuing INSECT FUELED JUSTICE? YOU wanted to be a HERO, DIDN'T YOU?

> PONDER for a moment, then EARN back my RESOLVE. SWEAR an OATH that I shall not REST until the whole world (especially those TEENAGE MISCREANTS) know about the WONDERS of INSECT related DELICACIES

> Go back and APOLOGIZE, then ATTEMPT to FEED them BUGS

am I the only one who fucking loves Taylor's design during the slaughterhouse nine arc?

Her face nearly entirely covered in bugs, wearing a bandana along with it, her outfit in tatters, wearing the cloth like a cape, her body armor the only part that's mostly intact

I need art of it so bad

Old FANART for a fic in SB called "Glasscanon" in that one Taylor's power is self-deleting to "reset", and I wanted to draw a timeline where Tattletale remembered Taylor's su!cide, and her PTSD about her own brother's... y'know.

(Yes, she second triggered)

@melzezdoor mentioned some aspects of Flutter, a more PR focused version of Taylor that joined the Protectorate and got railroaded into an ultra non-threatening butterfly cape, it got me to wonder what she’d be like. All that Taylor trauma and pragmatism buried under a forced fairy-princess image.

Not shown - Uber and Leets gaming channel

Because it would win

The YouTube channel is just called Colin Wallis because its a side hobby with like 5 subscribers that he used his email to found. Like my dad's channel (who should have more subscribers because he's great)

P77 is about the trials and tribulations of a PRT department in a small town that's staffed mostly by morons but also has to deal with a cast of ridiculous and eccentric capes. They have 1 hero and she's drunk 50% of the time and sarcastic the rest.

Profane is about 3 girls who wake up in the woods with no memory, but everyone they encounter hates them and tries to kill them. They don't know why, but something has happened to them. They soon discover they may not be innocent, or even human.

Critical 9 is one of the longest running podcasts in the worm universe. They currently record it on mannequins left arm. It's had a varied cast and had to have a lot of sudden character deaths over the years to accommodate the hosts turbulent and eccentric life style.

Also I thought the last idea was cute, regardless of if it was in character, so I just put it there even thought I don't expect any votes.

Kind of building off of Silvia Norton's post from a while back but if I read another line in a wormfic where an authority figure or like, actual serious adult individual mentions the "unwritten rules" as a hard concept that everyone just *knows* I am going to bash my face into a wall.

It's literally just how Tattletale described the social contract of capes to Taylor, it stops being "unwritten" or just a polite fiction when people like Piggot or Coil or whomever actually treat them as something tangible.

"But ma'am/sir, wouldn't that be breaking the Unwritten Rules?" Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut-

Losing my mind

i hit parian / sabah with the butch beam. this is she looked like when she finally joined the undersiders idc

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