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literally i invented tavcro. before reading hs2. what the fuck

my obsession....

this is my blueberry rat i squeeze it once every day and get 20-29 blueberrys and i sell them to unsuspecting passerby. one day i will turn it itno jam

Blueberry rat (Octodon degus)

Also known as the common degu, a species of rodent that’s only found in the wild in Chile and is closely related to chinchillas and guinea pigs. In fact, they look like a pretty solid middle ground between these two animals, especially when you look at their wild phenotypes:

Pictured: From top to bottom, Brazilian guinea pig (Cavia aperea), common degu (Octodon degus) and long-tailed chinchilla (Chinchilla lanigera).

Degus were originally kept in captivity for scientific research purposes, not unlike rats and mice, but since the early 2000s they’ve been commercialized as pets as well. Despite not actually being able to spawn blueberries, degus do have a little superpower of their own: compared to other small rodents usually kept as pets, they’re pretty long-lived animals! While the average fancy rat, which they’re about the same size as, only lives for 2 to 3 years, the average degu’s lifespan is 5 to 8 years, with some individuals making it past the 10 year mark!

They’re also very talkative creatures and can make around 15 different sounds and calls. It’s not unusual for them to chat both amongst themselves and towards humans:

“kids spend too much time on their devices” well what else are they supposed to do? there’s no corner shops with pinball machines in them on every corner anymore. there’s no malls or stores in small towns for teens to hang out in without being suspected of shoplifting or kicked out for loitering. sidewalks are too broken for them to ride their bikes and there’s no bike lane in the street to make it safe for them. i just don’t understand where they expect these kids to go when they keep taking places away from them. and yes having no safe public places for them is what leads a lot of teens into addiction if they end up at a place where people aren’t truly looking out for them.

One weird experience of transitioning is failing at ur assigned gender role the whole time and everyone constantly deriding you for it but then u come out and it's like we lost a beautiful gender conforming warrior today. Must grieve for my wonderful child who pissed me off by being ugly and weird since day 1

Funniest part about people redrawing my picture with the glue traps is like. They’re putting their special guys in it. When I made Dobby Dying In A Glue Trap I did it because I hate Dobby and think he sucks ass. It was a form of catharsis

POV : you grew up without cable - F2U

mages are just pages speedrunning. but theyre weaker because of it.

bards are just pages that went oh dude fuck this and went backwards.

"tavros is a bard tavros is a page tavros is a sylph" YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN OUR MOST TORTURED SOULS OF ALL!!!!!!!!!

mages do nothing and then do everything at once. tavros did nothing and fucked up everywhere until he kicked a MISSILE WITH HIS FOOT. does this not parallel sollux controlling the meteor and meulin pausing kurloz's breakdown to you. (shaking you) HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THE MOST WET AND SAD ONES OF ALL?!