Why does Crosshair have a red stick on his shoulder pad?
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Squad smacker
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Why does Crosshair have a red stick on his shoulder pad?
Wrong answers only
Squad smacker
The golden coats of Naboo's native ikopi blend brilliantly with the grasslands of their homeworld. This, combined with their rapid rate of movement, makes them a challenging prize for game hunters. Ikopis live in herds, banding together for safety and survival. Their floppy ears give them a keen sense of hearing that they use to detect predators. Ikopi employ their four curved antlers during displays of dominance and for defense. But perhaps the most curious trait of the species is their elongated hollow tongue -- measuring up to three times the length of its head, this tongue is useful for conveying water and nectar into the ikopi's beaklike mouth.
From Star Wars Bestiary, Vol. 1 by S.T. Bende and Illustrated by Iris Compiet
i love Hunter more than any other Star Wars character BUT honestly? if i had the entirety of The Bad Batch (incl. Clone Wars arc) wiped from my memory and then you tried to describe Hunter to me, without actual images, i'd be rolling my eyes like "lol what a loser?? gtfoutta here"
and yet when you see it onscreen IT WORKS, IT ALL WORKS, IT FUCKING WORKS, EVERYTHING COMES TOGETHER, HE'S LITERALLY PERFECT??????
like idk i just,, Hunter-in-theory makes me giggle so much. he wears a bandana? he has a skull tattoo that covers HALF of his FACE?? WHODOESTHAT. frat boy, show offy personality? ooooh Mr. Too Cool For Guns, i bring a knife to a gun fight, so badass!!. and his mismatch Season 2 look, dear LORD. imagine someone trying to describe it to you and you've never seen this man or his armor before. you'd be like "did he covers his eyes with his silly lil bandana and then go blind dumpster diving for a new outfit???? i've seen 3 year olds pick out better outfits??"
but like i said. IT FUCKING WORKS. i love his bandana. and his face tattoo. and his knife tricks. and his S2 look most of all. i eat all that shit up. he's a whole meal. a goddamn buffet that just keeps on giving. om nom noms
Hey Sarge! Do you have a favorite memory of growing up on Kamino?
Not much about Kamino was worth remembering fondly. Rain rarely stopped, the lights were too bright, and the only thing that mattered was how fast you could follow orders. But if I had to pick something… it’d be the early training days with my squad. Back when we were just figuring things out, before the war swallowed us whole.
Wrecker knocking out a training droid with his bare hands, Tech hacking a simulation just to see if he could, Crosshair landing impossible shots with a smile...
Kamino wasn’t home, not really. But my squad was. Still is.
So whose gonna get a tooka? What about a mastiff? I heard the Corrie Guard has Puppiiiiiieeees!
@thats-marshal-commander-caf do you have "puppiiiiiieeees"
They are military working animals and I believe the correct term for a small massiff is a hatchling but yes. Grizzer and the others are basically spoiled puppies.
I admire your enthusiasm @superiorsniper. You are always welcome to help clean out the kennels.
Hunter? Is that you?
@cloneflo99 I hope this meets your expectations
i love Hunter but i refuse to call him Sergeant Hunter in my text posts or tags or anything because i just loathe trying to spell that word and i just end up sounding like the "am i prangent?" video
you'd think after 5 years of Bad Batch that i'd be able to confidently and correctly spell Sargent Sarjent Seargeant Seargent Saerghent Sergeant but noooooooooooooo
hgfdasdfghjkl i'm making myself cry just thinking about younger Hunter finding out he's getting promoted to a rank he can't even spell and typing on his datapad like
am i Shargent? is there a possbility that i'm Seargeant? can i be Sarrgant???? am i Sarjent?? help!? how do i know if i'm Sargen? what happen when u get Sengrat? how can a ten year old get Sertgen? does anyone know how many teens get Chargant a year????? did most clones FEEL Shrgint before find out? am i Sergegent or am i okay? if a clone has big smoulder palindrome does that mean has been Segrant before? 4+2 weeks Sargeananant? i am Serjeant so can i start sex?
(bonus Crosshair searches: brother aint had personality since he got Sergat? could i be Sarginte?)
Tech: You know you can just write "Sgt." right? Hunter: That's it. You know how to spell Sarrjent, you will write my reports.
Hunter's plan all along.
“I know what I’m doing. It’s called strategy.”
I was informed that Bad Batch pop figures existed so naturally I had to immediately go buy my two favorite boys. I'll be buying the others next month but right now I just needed Echo and Cross.
And I've had a really rough past few days so for them to arrive today really made things so much better.
@kark-trooper-echo and @superiorsniper look how perfect you fit on my shelf.
Just like that time on Felucia
I always seem to end up in a karking pod.
What is the best way to eat popcorn?
Out of @wrecking-ball-99's bowl.
Nah, he puts too much sugar on it.
It always comes back to bite me.
@kark-trooper-echo is that an invitation?
😏
*Where's that spray bottle?*
Do I even want to know what CSS stands for?
Like toast coming out of toaster
Now why does this scene look familiar...
Hey guys. Enjoy the little drawing i made of tech in a dark room. Bye
So this is what dark looks like to other people.
…is this your pov of Tech knowing your lurking predatorily somewhere but can’t quite locate you?
"Crosshair."
"Crosshair, stop this puerile behaviour."
"This is absurd. I know you're in here. I put another tracker on yo-"
*LOUD CRASHING SOUND*
"I told you to stop kriffing tracking me!"
[on comms] "Found him."
Works every time.