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Gotta Love That Southern Homosexuality

@texas-real

For legal reasons, I am not Texas // Fairly new gimmick 🍉🕊

She/Her, queer Minor, so don't be a weirdo pls Basic dni criteria (no nsfw, no proship, no homophobia and all that)

Just another gimmick blog, run by a Texan that has no idea what's going on in Texas (aka, she doesn't watch/read the news) Here to have fun and make dumb yet witty remarks

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You know what

I'm breaking away from America

AND BECOMING MY OWN COUNTRY >:3

can I join you pleaseeee

neither of you are going anywhere btw

I said so

if I don’t make it official, it doesn’t count

I promised Cali I'd secede too so I'm seceding

I probably could take you guys in for a while. Just for you to get a footing and then you'd be independent

I was independent once

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So there's a thing where a bunch of countries have national variants of the rainbow pride flag, right?

Like, they'll combine their nation's flag (or some national symbol) with the rainbow stripes. The Brazilian one haunts me to this day but that's a long story. They're usually done in a quite lazy manner, cause it's not really something you can do super well and not many people try.

But I have just found one that is lazier than the rest! Are you ready to see it?

and made it worse for my personal enjoyment :)

Thank you for your service

absolutely nobody will ever be able to defeat maryland on this. it will always win the competition. it does not matter whether the competition is for the worst or the best localized pride flag. it wins both.

Shoutout to St. Louis as well, it made me do a double take the first time I saw it

oh that's a nice one!

the colors are a tad weird, but it works well otherwise

yall wish you had oregon's flag

yay more state pride flags! I need to go through and import all of these into VGAPride

looked up my states flag and

uh oh

its so busy

Busy, but your state definitely remembers the B in LGBT

Here's Chicago's (at least the one the field museum is selling, I can't find an official one)

That's a pretty good one, I'm not gonna lie.

A tad lazy but it works!

very funny that one of the cities with the best designed flag cannot seem to agree on how to design a pride flag variant (indianapolis)

I think the Pacific Northwest does… about as well as can be expected

The on the right is conceptually perfect to me but the one on the left is the default

So oklahoma seems to have two options:

frankly i prefer the former over the latter. little bit busy but the shield on the rainbow background is cool. also here's tulsa's as a bonus!

Yeah the former Oklahoma flag definitely. "looking like the US flag" is never a good look for a pride flag, IMO

Decided to look up my state. It's... not godawful? Maybe even pretty ok. As a tran I do appreciate that the trans flag is basically half the flag. Terribly selfish of me.

Yeah that's a decent state pride flag!

The most popular Texas design I'm seeing is predictable

But then there is this abomination ...

WHAT IN TARNATION IS THAT SECOND ONE????

I dun boutta have a gunfight wit whoe'r came up with that abomination

Texas, ya realize it was you, or one of your people who made that flag, right?

Ya gonna have to fight yourself.

...

So yer sayin i gotta shoot m'self?

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So there's a thing where a bunch of countries have national variants of the rainbow pride flag, right?

Like, they'll combine their nation's flag (or some national symbol) with the rainbow stripes. The Brazilian one haunts me to this day but that's a long story. They're usually done in a quite lazy manner, cause it's not really something you can do super well and not many people try.

But I have just found one that is lazier than the rest! Are you ready to see it?

and made it worse for my personal enjoyment :)

Thank you for your service

absolutely nobody will ever be able to defeat maryland on this. it will always win the competition. it does not matter whether the competition is for the worst or the best localized pride flag. it wins both.

Shoutout to St. Louis as well, it made me do a double take the first time I saw it

oh that's a nice one!

the colors are a tad weird, but it works well otherwise

yall wish you had oregon's flag

yay more state pride flags! I need to go through and import all of these into VGAPride

looked up my states flag and

uh oh

its so busy

Busy, but your state definitely remembers the B in LGBT

Here's Chicago's (at least the one the field museum is selling, I can't find an official one)

That's a pretty good one, I'm not gonna lie.

A tad lazy but it works!

very funny that one of the cities with the best designed flag cannot seem to agree on how to design a pride flag variant (indianapolis)

I think the Pacific Northwest does… about as well as can be expected

The on the right is conceptually perfect to me but the one on the left is the default

So oklahoma seems to have two options:

frankly i prefer the former over the latter. little bit busy but the shield on the rainbow background is cool. also here's tulsa's as a bonus!

Yeah the former Oklahoma flag definitely. "looking like the US flag" is never a good look for a pride flag, IMO

Decided to look up my state. It's... not godawful? Maybe even pretty ok. As a tran I do appreciate that the trans flag is basically half the flag. Terribly selfish of me.

Yeah that's a decent state pride flag!

The most popular Texas design I'm seeing is predictable

But then there is this abomination ...

WHAT IN TARNATION IS THAT SECOND ONE????

I dun boutta have a gunfight wit whoe'r came up with that abomination

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So there's a thing where a bunch of countries have national variants of the rainbow pride flag, right?

Like, they'll combine their nation's flag (or some national symbol) with the rainbow stripes. The Brazilian one haunts me to this day but that's a long story. They're usually done in a quite lazy manner, cause it's not really something you can do super well and not many people try.

But I have just found one that is lazier than the rest! Are you ready to see it?

and made it worse for my personal enjoyment :)

Thank you for your service

absolutely nobody will ever be able to defeat maryland on this. it will always win the competition. it does not matter whether the competition is for the worst or the best localized pride flag. it wins both.

Shoutout to St. Louis as well, it made me do a double take the first time I saw it

oh that's a nice one!

the colors are a tad weird, but it works well otherwise

yall wish you had oregon's flag

yay more state pride flags! I need to go through and import all of these into VGAPride

looked up my states flag and

uh oh

its so busy

Busy, but your state definitely remembers the B in LGBT

Here's Chicago's (at least the one the field museum is selling, I can't find an official one)

That's a pretty good one, I'm not gonna lie.

A tad lazy but it works!

very funny that one of the cities with the best designed flag cannot seem to agree on how to design a pride flag variant (indianapolis)

I think the Pacific Northwest does… about as well as can be expected

The on the right is conceptually perfect to me but the one on the left is the default

So oklahoma seems to have two options:

frankly i prefer the former over the latter. little bit busy but the shield on the rainbow background is cool. also here's tulsa's as a bonus!

Yeah the former Oklahoma flag definitely. "looking like the US flag" is never a good look for a pride flag, IMO

Decided to look up my state. It's... not godawful? Maybe even pretty ok. As a tran I do appreciate that the trans flag is basically half the flag. Terribly selfish of me.

Yeah that's a decent state pride flag!

The most popular Texas design I'm seeing is predictable

But then there is this abomination ...

WHAT IN TARNATION IS THAT SECOND ONE????

sorry since realizing my gender i have zero tolerance for the whole “man hating” angle of being queer i hate i hate it i hate you. stop. you are hurting people.

i just. speaking up for trans men and getting hit with “imagine defending men” as a reply has enraged me deeply on this day

it’s very “yall only consider trans men real men when it hurts us.” we experience misogyny until we try to speak on it, and then we’re invading women’s spaces. we’re not men when we don’t pass well but we’re men the second we’re looking for queer community and are faced with “men and mascs not allowed” i’m tired

@bookslutskye’s tags:

literally this. when i replied to “imagine standing up for men” saying that trans men deserve to be fought for too, i got hit with “nobody says trans men don’t belong in queer spaces” except a lot of queer & feminist spaces, especially online, actively villainize being a man and dump you the second you transition. it’s gross.

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It's only a couple ten thousand votes right now but omg lmao

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YES YES YES 60% SO FAR LET'S GO!?!!

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Keep in mind that's only 2% reporting tho lmfao snsmsms

im stupid what does that mean?

All the numbers we see right now are only 2% of all the votes total. There's a whole 98% not on there.

Yeah they are

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when ur mutuals are mutual with each other 

pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today

Sometimes everyone in the gimmickverse decides to reblog one post and literally I can’t see anything other than that post

Wait now I’m seeing this outside of the gimmickverse

why would you do this to everyone France

Why me?? Bavaria queued this about a billion times 😭

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Why Hello There Tumblr Of Users

It has come to the attention of the IRS that some of you haven't been paying your taxes. So I am here to remind you! Mr. Supervisor tells me that if I work hard enough the government might see fit to pay me!!!! So please pay your taxes, please.

(for legal reasons I am not the IRS. I am simply a Tumblr user that has entered the gimmick verse. tags to get me started under the cut)

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bok bok

[are the chickens immune]

No one is immune, only the rich. Mr supervisor says so.

Does living in a castle and owning an entire country count as being rich, or will I have to evade the taxes some other way?

Does being a former country make me eligible for cash compensation

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What the fuck are you doing awake pardner

Why are you awake

It's seriously only 12:38

Go to sleep <3

Because I'm a bigger state than you and I said so

Yeah but i have more crabs than you

I have the size authority

I have the crab authority

I am a crab

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What the fuck are you doing awake pardner

Why are you awake

It's seriously only 12:38

Go to sleep <3

Because I'm a bigger state than you and I said so

Yeah but i have more crabs than you

I have the size authority

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