A Cool Dog

youre really gonna have to bear with me on this one. but if the adventure zone balance was like a serialized tv show that ran for like 11 seasons and so had plenty of time to fuck around and do weird side plots and one off character study episodes i think there would be b plot to some episode or another where kravitz gets assigned to reap a ghost orchestra thats causing phantom of the opera style chaos at an old theater but realizes theyre only haunting the place because they want to play music again but dont have a conductor so he conducts a final performance for them and they are at peace having resolved their unfinished business and he gets to finally be a conductor . i just think that would be cool .

“here there be gerblins” is like what if you couldn’t save everyone. “petals to the metal” is like what if the love was there and it couldn’t save everyone but the love was still there. “crystal kingdom” is like what if the love was there and it couldn’t save everyone and it actually made things worse but the love was there. “the eleventh hour” is like what if love started all of this but you couldn’t save everyone (you couldn’t save everyone (you couldn’t save everyone (you couldn’t save everyone (you couldn’t save everyone (you could save everyone))))). “stolen century” is like what if you could try again (what if there was love) (what if you could try again).

having a personal taz balance renaissance in the year 2024?!? 🌂✨

[Image description: digital art of Taako from The Adventure Zone. He's leaning on the Umbra Staff, wearing a wizard hat with dangling loops of gold thread. His mouth is open, and he has slightly narrowed eyes. Taako is a slender elf with light brown skin, and straight blond hair in a braid. He wears a dress shirt and bolo tie, with a red vest that has a sun and moon pattern. The background is a blue sky with clouds. End ID.]

something unlucky happens

guys please tell me how old you were when you started listening to the adventure zone and how old you are now because i think it's interesting and fun

perhaps one he… can’t reclaim

he can say it

its saturday rb saturday shorts (x)

well now i need a Dungeon Meshi/The Adventure Zone crossover comic with a cultural exchange program where one side brings healthy, meticulous fantasy!Japanese cuisine and the other side brings the most atrocious processed fantasy!American garbage with an ingredients list full of arcane curses

ok it's out of my system now

Upload Date: Jun 19, 2017

Video Title: Forest of Clintlusion

gnashing my teeth at this entire scene

This will eventually get posted around to our other accounts but I'm putting it here first cause it's funny and I can lol

ETA: this is the video of the splits contest lmao

still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing

a belated delicious national spaghetti day to you all

Nature forging a baby.” Guillaume de Lorris and Jean de Meun, Roman de la Rose. Bruges, c.1490-c.1500

Was someone going to tell me that widely respected and talented rapper Danny Brown sampled Griffin fucking McElroy on his new album or was i just supposed to find that out all on my own

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