To Quote The McElroy

do you think it keeps travis up at night that justin is effortlessly the gayest and cuntiest brother

Justin McElroy’s Fat Cat Mystery: How did it happen? Why did it happen? Nobody knows….

iconic

water. *sound of bottles hitting the desk* hey teens do you waah…freshy? water. water. ng…teens, i love an nice col- okay. hey teens, who stYEAHHHH WATERRRR!!! *griffins feet shuffling as he dabs silently*

That caption could not have prepared me

three early barold interactions that made me cry for three very different reasons

also

this was pretty hurtful too

[ID: four digital drawings of Barry Bluejeans from The Adventure Zone Balance. He’s a light-skinned man with thick glasses, wearing adventurer’s gear. 

One: Magnus is clapping Barry on the back and smiling, saying “Sildar Hallwinter doesn’t stick in my head, but Barry Bluejeans I’ll never forget.” Barry has a hand on his chest and is giving Magnus a small, sincere smile. 

Two: Taako is smiling and leaning in to Barry and saying, “All the asses have been kicked, dear Barry.” Barry is looking down toward something off-screen near Taako’s feet with an expression of surprise and worry. 

Three: Merle has his arms folded and he is shouting, “Barry’s a douche!” Barry is giving a guilty smile and rubbing the back of his neck with his hand. 

Four: A black-and-white sketch of Barry alone, looking very nervous. He’s saying, “I’m not a big fan of this cave- my name is Barry Bluejeans.” 

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pov your getting railed by nick valentine

I’LL TAKE A HAMMER AND FIX THE BABY

still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing

a belated delicious national spaghetti day to you all

This will eventually get posted around to our other accounts but I'm putting it here first cause it's funny and I can lol

ETA: this is the video of the splits contest lmao

This is all I could think of when I read the Egg Scene in the manga, and thanks to the power of anime, I can now show you my thoughts

(Audio source)

Upload Date: Jun 19, 2017

Video Title: Forest of Clintlusion

Justin’s favorite recipe from his mom: chess bars 💕

clicked on a youtube video entitled “criticism from your dad | mbmbam ep. 205” and i was like “haha sounds funny i hope they talk about clint” but then

but then i realized the question was not “how do i deal with criticism from my dad,“ 

the question was,

"clint mcelroy left a SCATHING ONE STAR REVIEW on A BOOK THAT I WROTE, IN REAL LIFE, how do i deal with criticism from YOUR dad, CLINT MCELROY”

WHEN I SAY I’M LOSING IT…

The Entertainment Weekly article about the McElboys' 500th episode is choice. And they link some great moment in the shows history.