i'm actually 27 snakes in a trenchcoat

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Hi.. new followers. Oof. Its been a while.

I'm eating all your new followers, fuck you

YOUR WORMS ARE BLAND AND SO ARE YOU!!!

Everyone in the Seireitei: running for their lives

Aizen:

What a wonderful day.

He's having enrichment time outside of his enclosure

everyone on tumblr rn for some reason

I've been on this fucking website for damn near a decade, and people keep talking about this like it's something y'all do every year. I'm only just learning about Tumblr's alleged annual celebration of Caesar's assassination, this post is a year old, have y'all just been hiding from me?? why was I never brought in on the festivities??

I git hort born

Habby birday rofth's hort

Y-YEAH WELL WE'LL SEE WHO HAS MORE BRAIN CELLS AFTER I FINISH EATING YOURS!

🔪 knife stop 🔪

Take a knife or two to complete any tasks you need to finish soon. Reblog to give your mutuals a knife for any group projects you may be working on

Im taking two

I've already got a knife, but it never hurts to have a spare

An Ivory Okimono Of a Dragon Having His Teeth Examined. Meiji Period, Signed Nimin/Futsumin.

I hope he doesn't have any cavities

I'm more interested in what those hip arms do

TOO SMOL TO REACH THE ANKLES?!?!

SO M E A N

so...so mean....

Republicans wrote laws in the House, Republicans in the Senate approved.

Trump is not in office.

There is no executive order.

Yet everything changed and changed back.

This is a performance.

EVERYTHING Trump does is transactional.

Trump personally benefitted. 100%. 1000%

Reminder: Taking away something someone loves then giving it back to them is a manipulation tactic. It's used by narcissists to control their victims

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

@cuppatealove 😉

@ellakas could fare worse 😆

Based on the one ep of Amazing Digital Circus I saw last night: I’m fucked.

YEEEES, SAVE ME YOU FUCKING PSYCHO!!!!