More Deepfrost Tango since I've gotten some sort of an artblock

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AMAZING ANIMALS BIOLOGY FUN FACTS

It's only natural to ask questions like this when encountering such a disgusting creature, but rest assured- it's quite harmless!

Meet the hampter.

Hammers are Europe's largest species of insect. They are mostly found in plains, mountains, parking lots, underpasses, the savannah, landfills, trees, and shurbs. They are heavily endangered because they are too stupid to drink water if it's not in a water bottle manufactured for small animals. But evolution has produced a remarkable solution: a female hamper can lay thousands of eggs every day! Most of her young will die of dehydration, but the sheer numbers of hamspers makes it inevitable that at least some will find a water bottle and thus survive to sexual maturity.

Hapster biologist Dr. Lexapro Beaufort said in an interview, "I know of them. They like to sniff around in the dirt for seeds and grass and discarded cigarettes. They like to dig holes in the ground. They were not created by the same God that created everything else."

They can even be kept as pets! One proud hamser mommy had this to say. "Yeah, mine is named Keith and he fucking sucks. He just hides in a hole and only comes out when he hears me rattling my adderall prescription."

Wow! Truly the hater is the fascinating creature of planet earth.

Never coming out to my mom as aroace but telling her I don't like cake is just about the same experience

"but everyone likes cake"

I don't

"you've had cake before"

Didn't like it

"but there's that one cake you like"

It's just the one cake I'm willing to eat if I have to eat cake but I could do without it

"how can you not like cake"

Hate the textures and the taste is overwhelming. I like other sweets but not cake

"but cake is so good"

I still don't like it

"you haven't tried every type of cake"

I don't want to because I don't like the concept

Anyways my best friend once brought up ice cream cake when I said I don't like cake and my response to that is

That's not cake, that's ice cream. It's cake shaped ice cream. It looks like a cake but it's ice cream. I guess that's what our relationship is. Ice cream that looks like cake and everyone says there's cake but you and I both know there is no fucking cake it's a goddamn ice cream served in some fancy unconventional manner it's ice cream and anyone who tries to tell me that it's cake is a dumbass

Anyways I told my mom I don't want cake for my next birthday

That part is unrelated to my sexual orientation

In light of recent events.

Inspo here

"Just watched the Nintendo direct" mood board

WAR IS OVER

Do you know how badly you have to fuck up for this to happen

Is .. the layout change the April fools or

omg ur gifting me a ghoul… do you want to be my fool for april fools day…

omg twirls hair tibby caps I would always be your fool

YAY

where is all the art that perfectly appeals specifically to my exact tastes and desires and nobody elses

HIS UPCOMING EPISODE THUMBNAIL????

His wicked spirit knows no bounds. Mostly unaware of treebark oh I'm SURE

:)

honestly now that I'm thinking about it it makes a lot of sense why it's eclipse missing hours right now.

Theres the eclipse references and vitalasy mention last stream, the divorce anniversary being today, subz and the stuff hes been up to recently, but also lowkey how we're nearing 4 months since vitalasy cameo'd. That's how long he was gone before and there hasn't been mention of his next visit yet..

I personally see myself as being judged as not good queer rep, as aroace who dates, "feminine" trans, "emotionless" trope, alien/robot/outsider coded, etc.

This poll is because i am often thinking about characters that are considered bad rep, but I know people in real life are LIKE THAT and identity is messy! In my opnion bad queer rep would be the ones that are shown or touched upon on screen. Idk, just wondering.

Edit: lmao i wrote hood isntead of good and tumblr didnt let me edit

can vitalasy’s spring break come earlierso he can log onto lifesteal i miss him bad

honestly now that I'm thinking about it it makes a lot of sense why it's eclipse missing hours right now.

Theres the eclipse references and vitalasy mention last stream, the divorce anniversary being today, subz and the stuff hes been up to recently, but also lowkey how we're nearing 4 months since vitalasy cameo'd. That's how long he was gone before and there hasn't been mention of his next visit yet..

nothing is ever really lost to us as long as we remember it.