bonding with a guy just to beat the shit out of him

Sometimes Damian forgets that his childhood wasn’t normal and says the most crazy ass things, most of the interactions are along the lines of:

Maps: my birthday is coming up soon!

Damian: oh, do you know what trial you will go through

Maps: what?

Damian: you know your birthday trial? Like climbing a mountain or fighting a hoarde of sword wielding enemies bare handed?

Map:….are you okay? :(

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Damian: *looking in his pockets pulling out various weapons like the marry poppins bag”

Tim: what the-

Dick: why do you have so many weapons on you

Tim: I think the better question is WHERE he’s holding so many weapons

Jason: is that a fucking grenade?!

Damian: you never know when you’re gonna be sneaked up on by gun wielding assassins in your sleep.

Bruce: Jesus Christ.

Pro tip for my disabled and chronically ill friends in college: if you have to put a work order in and it is related any bit at all to your disability, write, very clearly in the "describe what needs to get done" section, "This issue is a health hazard," followed by a description of how the issue relates to your disability/chronic illness.

They are required to put it as a high-priority issue and fix it ASAP. Required BY LAW. Yes, I said it. They are legally required to fix these things, both under OSHA regulations and the ADA.

Play the disability card. I'm begging you. DISABLED IS NOT A BAD WORD. But don't abuse it. This is a fine line here.

Example: I'm heat and noise sensitive. My HVAC unit started breaking down and rattling loudly. That would be an example of a health hazard. A broken light could be a health hazard to someone with vision issues. I can only speak for myself here. But y'all have the right to speak up and advocate to yourself.

Neurodivergent people, this applies to you too. You're one of us (one of us! one of us! one of us!). Don't let the exclusionists gatekeep this information from you.

IN THE BATCAVE

Bruce: *sitting at Batcomputer minding his own business*

Jason: *getting ready for patrol*

Dick: *asks nicely*

Dick: Jay, could you hand me my escrimas?

Jason: *deadpans*

Jason: Go get them yourself, Dickface.

Tim: *walks in*

Tim: Jason, could you toss me my bo staff, please?

Jason: *no hesitation, tosses Tim his bo staff*

Dick: *shooketh*

Dick: Why do you help him and not me??? I'm your big bro, Little Wing!

Jason: Middle children have to stay together.

Dick: *confused af because Jay and Tim are his only brothers*

Tim: *curious*

Bruce: *frozen before turning around slowly*

Dick: Jason, you're the only middle child... right?

Jason: *laughs nervously*

Jason: Oh, would you look at that! Crime Alley is calling my name!

Jason: *runs*

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SOMEWHERE IN NANDA PARBAT

Damian: *sneezes*

Damian: Somebody mentioned me.

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LATER THAT EVENING

Talia: *on the phone with Bruce*

Talia: What! Me?! Hide a child of yours?!

Talia: *looks at Damian and a picture of Jason*

Talia: Never, Beloved.

LAST ONE, I PROMISE, I JUST CAN'T, THEY'RE TOO CUTE!!!

Fighting helps people become friend!!!

Yeah, I returned to digital art just for this

I think we all know who lost...

(Jon tried biting, it's his secret attack but it didn't work because Damian's clothes protected him.)

battinson adopting dick grayson and that's when the paranoia kicks in. in the movie he doesn't care what happens to him(or so he says, but he keeps himself away from anything too bad for Alfred's sake. most of the time.) But then dick grayson is angry and becomes Robin and suddenly it's like

"oh I need to upgrade the shit out of our suits." "the bat cave needs to be cleaner and we need more lights in here. what if he hurts himself??" "if i keep hitting these criminals this hard it might make robin think its ok. that's probably bad right?" "I NEED to work out so I can protect him holy shit he is TINY"

and thus, Bruce "paranoid" Wayne was created.

me whenever anybody says that they like me/that i’m their friend

Nightwing: Uh the the- what's the word! *Says something in Romani.*

Batkids: *Stops everything to help Dick figure it out.*

Superman: It's sweet you guys are helping him but we are currently negotiating an alien invasion.

dick and tim teasing damian my beloved

Family picture

Bruce was not invited

@jonmartinweek Day 7: Ace Day

they would never be this good about actually communicating but who cares

Happy gay month cause you know your gay and stuff :P Have some Fierrochase for your troubles 🫶

While I’m at have these 2 doodles too , I’m feeling generous

Damian on patrol one night when he sees Red Hood and realises Jason followed him to Gotham and is absolutely going to be the most annoying older brother he can be despite refusing to reconcile with anyone else in the family and actively becoming a crime lord in the background