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Mr Capgras

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God may smite my body for it has been worked to it's core. May the lightning of justice restart the mellow beat of my heart and may it wake me from this nightmare. I've been asleep for too long.

Ooo caramel candy

My pet eldritch god when i feed it be like

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In spite of there being no April Fool’s update (cough boop update), let’s start a boop chain!!

tag people you wanna boop :3

👻

Booo-p!

I have been booped :3

Your turn moots >:]

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“Loose lips sink ships, but captain will you go down?”

Is my favorite will wood malphorism it’s a combination of “loose lips sink ships” (duh) an anti gossiping slogan spread during wwII and “a captain goes down with his ship” while also being an double inuendo, with the common misconception that a woman who sleeps around has a loose ______ also to go down is a euphemism

In this line the narrator or simultaneously slut shames, victim shifts and gaslights the assault victim all in one line! He is basically saying “you are a slut who asked for it so shut your god damn mouth or you will be the one who gets ruined”

That’s today’s lyric of the day!

i have never met an unpsychotic person who knows what it actually means to “not encourage the delusion” …not a single one

what “don’t encourage the delusion” means:

  • don’t argue with or challenge the delusion—attempting to disprove someone’s delusions is not helpful at all and will result in that person not trusting you
  • assure the delusional person that they are safe; be open and honest at all times
  • encourage them to verbalize their feelings and offer protection to prevent injury to themselves or, possibly, others
  • start building a trusting relationship with them rather than acting on a desire to control their symptoms
  • do not confirm or feed into the delusion by asking questions about it when the person is not experiencing a psychotic episode

what it does not mean:

  • insisting to a psychotic person experiencing psychosis that what they’re experiencing isn’t real

I don’t mean to trivialize psychosis by making a weird comparison, but this guide also serves as a handy checklist for helping someone through a bad drug trip. In both cases your number one priority is to get the person through whatever they’re dealing with unharmed.

i don’t think it’s trivializing at all, nor a weird comparison—as a psychotic person who has had psychotic episodes inadvertently triggered by drug use and/or worsened while trying to self-medicate with drugs, i think this is an important addition.

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If I know tumblr, the amount of activity you get in 5 hours is 3, 30, 300, or 3,000

aight fellas we passed 30, time to go for 300

NONONONOONONONOONONONONOO YOU CANT DO THIS TO NE PLEASE NOOOO

it is your time my fellow tumblrina

don’t resist the call

COME FORTH MY SOLDIERS!!

AAAHHH??????

Wait imma reblog this again

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If I know tumblr, the amount of activity you get in 5 hours is 3, 30, 300, or 3,000

aight fellas we passed 30, time to go for 300

NONONONOONONONOONONONONOO YOU CANT DO THIS TO NE PLEASE NOOOO

it is your time my fellow tumblrina

don’t resist the call

COME FORTH MY SOLDIERS!!

imagine this. kind ghost who haunts near a bar and possesses people who blacked out drunk and takes them home and tucks them into bed ever so gently. imagine that

Pleasepleaseplease do

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New tag game! I'll start:

I am Pluto. Lord of the lord. Bringer of the lord. Fear me for I am not in the same place.

and anyone else I didn't mention who wants to join in

note: you don't have to use your real name. I just used my user, and you can too lol

I am Parker, lord of all times, bringer of war, fear me for I will be the first person in your family.

(moots let me know if you do/don’t want to be tagged)

Thanks for the tag (yes I would love to be tagged)

I am Moth, Lord of darkness, bringer of light. Fear me for I will not forgive your father.

I am Max, Lady of mercy, bringer of death. Fear me for I am a little too bold.

omg ate?? @beeboy-gurl67 @darkstalker1247 @pretty-pink-sock @ihavetoomanymutualsopentags

I am lord Skele. Lord of the rings. Bringer of misfortune. Fear me, for I am with you.

Alright thanks writers keyboard™

I am lord(-ish)(will wood reference) Loaf. Lord of science. Bringer of india. Fear me, for lag.

hmmmmm

Oh god we have an India summoner

*Pulls the entirety of india out of my pocket*

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