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Waaaggghhh!!!! Gaaahhhh!!! Blargh! Eughhh!!! #1 Spotify ads hater and size 2 fish kin (I AM REAL I PROMISE!!!)
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personpitch2007

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stumbleoutermales

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

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celtic-pyro

FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis

guacamole is an incredible food and no other opinion will be tolerated

olives to death sentence immediately

mango i have no opinion on

hummus is gross minus when eaten with carrots

TOMATOES LOML

i am unable to form an opinion on.cannolis at this moment in time

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im making this into a tag game i need to know

Guacamole: Disgusting. No thank you

Olives: Awful vile things. They need to be eradicated from earth RN.

Mango: Amazing :DD

Hummus: Don’t care for it, not at all. Bleh

Tomatoes: Great :D

Cannolis: Never had it :/

I KNOW there’s more but I’m completely blanking rn 😔😔

Open tags

Guacamole: I like it! :D

Olives: bleh I’ve never eaten them but I tell everyone I don’t like em (something about them looks very unappetizing)

Mango: Sweet :)

Hummus: Never had it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Tomatoes: I only eat them when they’ve been cooked.

Cannolis: Had to look up what it is, it looks pretty good but otherwise I have no opinion here.

guacamole: burn to death please

olives: please die

mangoes: only dried ones, non dried ones are vomit inducing

hummus: eeeeeewwwww burn

tomatoes: they will make me puke

cannolis: absolutely amazing :) especially with caramel and chocolate

a lot of this is just texture bc I don’t like a lot of odd textured foods

guacamole: EW YUCK NO ONLY WITH SALT BUT EVEN THEN I CAN’T–oh, if they’re the ones from PR then never mind. The ones over there are so nice and creamy :3
olives: …I’m sorry, I can’t. How do ygs put those in martinis please burn
mangos: YESSSSS!! But not from the store, rather the tropical and fresh ones :D
hummus: Ehhhhh, not my thing tbh. can’t say i like it tho–
tomatoes: they taste so good on a hot summer day!! straight from the vine and into the mouth’s the best way to go!!
cannolis: …PEAK. Absolute PEAK. I haven’t had one in years but I SPEAK NO LIE WHEN I SAY THEY’RE AMAZING❗❗💥💥📢

Guacamole: I love it!! I don’t have it much, but I love how it tastes with chips!!

Olives: No. Absolutely not. I don’t like olives. I don’t understand either why people like putting it in their food.

Mangos: YES!!!! DOUBLE YES!!! TRIPLE YES!!!! MANGOS ARE PEAK!!!

Hummus: Meh. 🫤 Not my thing either.

Tomatoes: *Mwa* Magnicente~ 🤌 (I love them)

Cannolis: I don’t even know what cannolis is, which pretty much means I haven’t tasted it before. So, yeah.

bro- dude. Why u hating on olives so much? 🤨 guacamole: absolutely love it! Will take it over salsa any day

olive: i like em! I prefer black olives over green tho

mango: my Favorite fruit!!! We don’t have them often but the moment we do, it doesn’t last long. Also! As a kid, me and my siblings would always get the cans of mango juice when we went to the store. So ✨memories~✨™️

hummus: yummyyyyy… we don’t have them that often, but I love it! And the garlic ones? ✨Chefs kiss 🤌

tomato: yes! Yes!!! YESSS!!!!!! Tomato, ketchup? Give it. I don’t care!! I’m such a tomato gal, I love it!!! I also really like what Italians do with their tomatoes. Basil pesto, balsamic vinegar, pasta?!?!! Hands down the best thing ever. One of my all time favorite foods is bruschetta, which is tomato based. Basically anything Italian with tomatoes is an almost guaranteed win for my taste buds

cannoli: never tried it. So cant really say 🫤🤷‍♀️

and if you’re wondering

I don’t like any of those. I’m a very picky eater :3 (i havent tasted any actually but still)

Uhhh free tags

guacamole -> GOOD SHIT

olives -> GOOD SHIT

mango -> GOOD SHIT

hummus -> FUCK NO

tomatoes -> ehhh… depends on how they are prepared/texture when they’re fresh

cannoli -> FUCK NO

i’m not too picky but like, cannolis, hummus, water chestnuts, and walnuts might as well be the devil.

guacamole: never had it but it looks yummy

olives: green ones are okay but i love black ones

mango: I AM DOWNRIGHT RABIT FOR THAT FRUIT IT IS ACTUALLY SOME OF THE BEST SHIT I’VE EVER HAD THE FORTUNE OF TASTING

hummis: never had it but it looks icky

tomatoes: another really yummy food! I like eating whole ones like apples

cannoli: never had but they also look really yummy

gosh now im hungry

guac: never had it

olives: genuinely don’t remember eating them but im sure i have, probably tastes ok for me

mango: yummers, on the top 3 favorite fruits chart

hummus: what the hell is that?

tomatoes: once i ate them for lunch in school for a year straight with a few days where i forgot to bring a tomato. i ate them like an apple just chomp. tomatoes are ok

cannoli: what’s that????

idk who to tag and im tired af

guac: very good and I will inhale it but I don’t like the random yellow bits when I buy it from the grocery store. I don’t know what it is and it scares me

Olives: KILL YOURSELF

Mango: acceptable

Hummus: never had it but I will still say I don’t like it

Tomatoes: not on its own but a slice of it with mozzarella, basil, and salt bc it’s FIRE !! or in pasta sauce idk

Cannoli: GHRRRJFHJ HHGGHBGGRR FBGHHRRRGH UES YES YEAS

I have never eaten any of these

Hey just a quick warning to my moots, my phone is like permanently dead rn so I have to use browser Tumblr (and I can't just download the app because this device is an amazon one sigh 💔) so ignore any mishaps for the next couple days until this situation gets resolved.

yknow kinda something special about the fact that i got a cut on my left hand ring finger while working on someone’s christmas present. that’s gonna leave a scar. every time i look at my ringfinger i’ll be reminded of it. the “wedding band” finger… kinda more intimate than marriage…

but also OUUUUUCCCCCHHHHHHHIIIIEEEEE

cut myself on the same finger while trying to cut a bagel…. idk how to romanticize this one guys

you have to fuck the bagel now

i have to fuck the bagel.

like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

not letting the dough sense your fear doesn't mean you can't also have fun btw, you just need to not freak out because, much like cheetahs, bread dough and a scared baker will form a feedback loop of anxiety that destroys both in the end

Excuse me the first rule of both cooking and baking is to set a timer. Or maybe that's just my adhd ass.

I just run off vibes when cooking. The times are just a suggestion.

this is true. fry these potatos until golden brown. how long is that? fuck it

My Fat Art Resources Masterpost

i have never met an unpsychotic person who knows what it actually means to “not encourage the delusion” …not a single one

what “don’t encourage the delusion” means:

  • don’t argue with or challenge the delusion—attempting to disprove someone’s delusions is not helpful at all and will result in that person not trusting you
  • assure the delusional person that they are safe; be open and honest at all times
  • encourage them to verbalize their feelings and offer protection to prevent injury to themselves or, possibly, others
  • start building a trusting relationship with them rather than acting on a desire to control their symptoms
  • do not confirm or feed into the delusion by asking questions about it when the person is not experiencing a psychotic episode

what it does not mean:

  • insisting to a psychotic person experiencing psychosis that what they’re experiencing isn’t real

I don’t mean to trivialize psychosis by making a weird comparison, but this guide also serves as a handy checklist for helping someone through a bad drug trip. In both cases your number one priority is to get the person through whatever they’re dealing with unharmed.

i don’t think it’s trivializing at all, nor a weird comparison—as a psychotic person who has had psychotic episodes inadvertently triggered by drug use and/or worsened while trying to self-medicate with drugs, i think this is an important addition.

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