self-care phrases to boost your confidence

When I used to play widowmaker in overwatch id put some bait in the chat like "why are they called light savers if they don't save any light?"

You'd see a bunch of people stop to type and I could take them out one by one. Easy wins

Imagine if a hog saw this

Wouldn’t be nearly as many mushrooms is all I’m saying

theres literally no wrong way to play singleplayer games btw. savescum, play on easy mode, mod, look up guides and walkthroughs, whatever the hell you want. always remember if it sucks hit da bricks

#no such thing as cheating in single player games #you're literally just having fun with a program #some games i cheat without even thinking about it #like in the sims #where i automatically motherlode if i need money for something #and other games i like the challenge of playing as is #and if i get stuck #i look up the answer #because i'm here to play a game and not walk around in circles (via butterflydm)

DUDE

Feels like a good time to remind people his Hyperloop bullshit was just a ploy to kill another high speed rail.

fucking idiot gets PRANKED

8th dimensional superbeings doing this shit to me right now

‘Phosphorescent Sea’ (1933) by M. C. Escher

Mouse Armor by Jeff De Boer

I love his stated intention behind these projects, ‘Confuse historians’.

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

GIRLIES WHATTTTTTTTTTTT!

What a stupid picture. Leave it to the liberal gays to take mens passion of cigars and turn it into a mockery, much like they do with everything.

ugh tell me about it

Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve