@the-aeldari-girl / the-aeldari-girl.tumblr.com
like okay i get that we figured out that we can inject estrogen into you to make you grow boobs and we can inject testosterone into you to make you grow more facial hair and shit but like why stop there? we should invent random hormones and inject them into ourselves for fun until we find the ones that turn us into majestic and ancient beasts capable of destroying entire cities. i for one think it would be a fun bonding experience
need to be squished between a couple on the couch as they slowly get more handsy and flirty with me until im a blushing flustered mess completely at their mercy
Call my strap a Montante the way she gotta hold it with both hands
For reference
knot
I feel so glad when ppl on this app say they like my glados design
has anyone figured out how much art you need to make to make your mental illness go away
so far it’s not seven
REAL !!!
Well obviously I can’t have chronic fatigue, that’s a real problem for real disabled people that’s diagnosed by doctors probably. Clearly I just have some sort of perpetual exhaustion issue, that is also almost certainly my fault somehow
Today my wife texted me this, and then immediately called me to make sure I got it because it was “an urgent message”.
unknown forces compelled me to draw this
it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.
*displays textbook symptomatic behavior of my own disorder that I am well educated on* what’s my deal why am I like this
hello trans woman on tumblr. It appears your post has broken 100 notes. we will now feed you into the misgenderizer 3000
tumblr users will reblog your fun joke post and misgender everyone in it through casual ignorance/indifference that could 9 times out of 10 be remedied by observing context clues with half a functional brain and the dipshit thing they add won't even be funny
all maids wear dresses with frills and clean things. the princess' dress also has frills but she does not clean. so it's not the frills that make the maid clean, but it's something else entirely...
silly test subjects get put in the giant centrifuge
she's trying to figure out how to use this new discovery for world domination but for some reason she cant focus lately
