I like how boycotting Target is becoming like, a reoccurring thing done for opposing political reasons

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

Pick one to defend in court

Assuming you've been given years of Training, and each subject is tried as a human

AM

Plead insanity and cruel and unusual punishment for not giving him a physical form

that's what fanfic is about I'm pretty sure?

I had a dream they released a new neopet that looked like this

When you adopted him it wasn't on fire but it was also the only pet that could gain the status "on fire". once it had it nobody knew how to make it stop being on fire.

Can't stop thinking about this guy

...does it MIND being on fire?

Yes

yonkers is such a deeply unserious name for a place. i bet nobody even dies there

no they do i know cause i once saw the headline "7 dead in Yonkers incident" and said "what the fuck is a Yonkers incident"

Fuckin wild

some of yall would still say that it's going too fast

HOBBES vs. TIGGER cage match TO THE DEATH say goodbye to your childhood because ONE! WILL!! DIE!!!!

Picturing two tiger plushies just kind of sitting there facing each other in Thunderdome

i am picturing it

Hobbes and Tigger would find some aspect of tigerhood to bond over, but Calvin would put Christopher Robin in the ground.

commuting to the bit. yeah ill be there in about 40 minutes just keep stalling

sprite can oil lamp

I was expecting this to burn through the paper towel wick after like 5 minutes but it was still goin strong after like half an hour I'm gonna save so much money from my monthly candles related expenses

as a strange aside, the vegetable oil has a acquired a savory metallic taste surprisingly similar to blood

girl u r ingesting aluminum

its been nearly a year now but I like how everyone in the notes assumed im just chugging vegetable oil

fun fact you cna do the same thing with leftover cooking grease but it burns super dirty

awesome I've always wanted my appartment to smell like burning lard

awesome I’ve always

wanted my appartment to

smell like burning lard

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

not usually jealous of alloromantic people but the whole 'you have a guarenteed roommate for the rest of your life, who you presumably are pretty fond of being around' aspect of marriage DOES sound like a sweet deal. i'll give them that one. it seems useful.

let me relax……………will comment later…………………..

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

People who act aggressive and negative as fuck and then when you’re like “hey can you stop” they’re like “I’m going through some stuff 🥺🥺🥺” like damn dude that’s crazy me too - for example right now I’m going through YOUR behavior.

“I’m dealing with a lot 🥺🥺🥺” and I’m dealing with you so I guess we’re even

If your reactions to your trauma or your problems are making other people around you feel unsafe you need new coping mechanisms.