Bismuth

if this post gets 30 notes, I'll lore dump my entire OC universe

No spamming reblogs! Be fair about it!

Oh, Bis-bis, you've got a promise to deliver on :)

Oh damn well ok yall asked for it. Strap the fuck in

I believe that attitudes towards art will always come to impact other academic areas

“the curtains are just blue” okay and this study proving known carcinogens are “good for you, actually” paid for and published by scientists funded by a major producer of those materials is probably totally objective too

literary analysis is a good and fun and helpful exercise for what I like to call Real Life Analysis, in which you will form hypotheses and gather supporting evidence to confirm or deny those theories

Except in Real Life Analysis if you gamble on “curtain colour means nothing” and lose you also forfeit your property contract yourself into indentured servitude sign away your rights develop a curable, preventable disease and die from it

Idk i can't fuck with queers who consider being a thief or a whore or a druggie a bad thing. Like babe if you made it this far within the current structures of American oppression without somehow actively rejecting both law & custom I'm just assuming you'd be a volunteer fed in a heartbeat

Every word that starts with an N should have a silent G in front. Gnorway. Gnuclear. Gnervous system. Gnipples.

At some point my brain decided based on the word knee that body parts beginning with a n sound should have a silent k (particularly the word neck) so I am against gnipples wholeheartedly, it should clearly be knipples!

How about a compromise? Gn words and kn words get switched. So now it’s gneecaps and gnowledge, but it’s also knome and Knosticism.

the problem with this is that it doesn’t account for the original dilemma, which was gnipples vs. knipples 

I, for one, think it should be pnipples, like pneumonia 

Okay, but what about mnipples, like ‘mnemonic’?

Gkpmnipples (pronounced “nipples”)

This is the kind of content I remain for. (and y'all provide on the regular, I love you)

Female presenting gkpmnipples

what the fuck are you people doing, trying to invent neo-french?

No, we’re inventing Gkpmneo-French

don’t try and read this phonetically you’ll have a stroke

sundays rule number 1: DON'T THINK ABOUT YOUR LIFE

my mom, discussing furries with me: but I don’t get all the cats and dogs, why wouldn’t you want to be a sexy animal? like a kangaroo

me: mama what the hell does that mean

my mom: so muscular

hey guys i'm going to the store can u make sure nothing happens to my chocolate milk

technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

I want a new character

Then make one.

Everyone talking about posts that changed their brain chemistry seem to be leaving out this classic, which probably propelled me into activism and more self confidence in a way that I cannot put into words.

Ok but I want a new character in a “I want to be a fantasy species” way, I don’t think I can do that

just grow wings it's not that difficult

WAIT

I JUST REMEMBERED HEARING AN ELON MUSK QUOTE WHERE HE TALKS ABOUT HOW HE BELIEVES CHESS IS "TOO SIMPLE" OR WHATEVER AND HE SAID HIS FAVORITE GAME WAS A GAME CALLED "POLYTOPIA"

I JUST REMEMBERED THAT IVE PLAYED POLYTOPIA

It being Elon's favorite game (or at least one so important to him that his biographer dedicates a lot of time to it) is.....really really funny.

Basically, imagine Civilization, but as a mobile game. So like if Civilization Revolution was even more dumbed down (that's a Civilization insult. That's devastating. It's devastated right now). For what it's worth, it's not a bad game. On the contrary, from what I could tell in the little bit of time I played it, it's a perfectly competent game with good design. But it's not a deep game by any means. I played through it once, won easily on my first go, then saw that the other playable characters had barely any differences between them.

Like, not to imply you can judge a book by its cover, but here's what it looks like

I came across an article by Dave Karpf discussing this exact thing, and I think it describes it wonderfully

making stuff is one of the best parts of being alive

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

collection of some of my favourite derek guy (dieworkwear on twitter/the menswear guy) tweets

I haven’t done any sculptural work in a really long time but recently I’ve been feeling inspired by @claypigeonpottery and their animal statues sO

WE BACK, BABY

Local funny man who draws sometimes also does sculptures!!?!?!?!

I, and I cannot stress this enough, do everything

Please understand that not every marginalized person is going to have a list of peer reviewed sources and accurate statistics proving the bigotry they face in their daily life and you sometimes just have to decide to believe people when they tell you they are suffering

if you're ever playing a ttrpg and your party somehow ends up in a situation where they're posing as retail workers for, idk, a heist or something, you should get an instant advantage to all stealth-related actions

had three different customers mistake me for furniture today

had three different

customers mistake me for

furniture today

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

"if you have the time/energy to do something you like, then you have the time/energy to do something you dislike" -people who have apparently never felt desire before, and have no idea how it works