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Send 🩹 to patch my muse up after a fight. (Send 🔄 + 🩹 to reverse the outcome.)
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sorry guys i did not attend how to keep your secret identity a secret 101 orientation
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Anonymous asked:
"Hey... Sam."
Ted smiles nervously, peeking out from the cafe's backroom door.
"So um, hypothetically, if I had been hiding something super big from you for say... a few months... how would you react?"
[sighs, leaning against the cupboards.]
"As long as it's not cheating, black mold, anything related to my father or the Joker, I think we're good. Also please make it quick, my break ends in..." [glances quickly at the clock] "4 minutes."
"Well, luckily it's none of those things! ... technically."
Ted nervously fiddles with his sleeve. 'Okay, just breathe. Sam won't overreact. He's dealt with much worse things! Oh god what if I'm wrong and they'll hate me forever-'
"I'm SpiderMoss."
He blurts out, his eyes screwed shut in anxiety.
[blinks]
"You're who?"
[walks over to Theodore]
"Ted, you're joking, right? You're joking." [the second time around it's more definitive, like it was a fact.]
Ted's eyes widened as he stepped back, his back hitting the door behind him.
"I-I'm SpiderMoss, and-"
'you just gotta be quick like you would a bandaid'
"-my real parents aren't actually florists, my mom's actually Poison Ivy and I never told you any of this because I wanted you to think I was just some normal guy but now I know I really should have just told you from the start and-"
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Anonymous asked:
"Hey... Sam."
Ted smiles nervously, peeking out from the cafe's backroom door.
"So um, hypothetically, if I had been hiding something super big from you for say... a few months... how would you react?"
[sighs, leaning against the cupboards.]
"As long as it's not cheating, black mold, anything related to my father or the Joker, I think we're good. Also please make it quick, my break ends in..." [glances quickly at the clock] "4 minutes."
"Well, luckily it's none of those things! ... technically."
Ted nervously fiddles with his sleeve. <Okay, just breathe. Sam won't overreact. He's dealt with much worse things! Oh god what if I'm wrong and they'll hate me forever- >
"I'm SpiderMoss."
He blurts out, his eyes screwed shut in anxiety.
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You know someone's on the verge of a mental crisis when they're eating a SOLID BLOCK OF CHEESE?
YOU LEAVE ME ALONE >:(
I LITERALLY WATCHED YOU EAT THE ENTIRE THING IN 2 MINUTES????
I AM GOING THROUGH SOMETHING OKAY!
... besides why are you watching me? Weirdo.
Uh- No reason. Besides, if you're feeling upset you could... talk to me? <smooth Ted, real smooth> (oh shut up.)
Why would I talk to you? I don't know you. Besides, I got to get back to work, my manager's going to be pissed.
... Oh. Right. Sorry I, I hope you have a good day.
*swings off awkwardly*
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You know someone's on the verge of a mental crisis when they're eating a SOLID BLOCK OF CHEESE?
YOU LEAVE ME ALONE >:(
I LITERALLY WATCHED YOU EAT THE ENTIRE THING IN 2 MINUTES????
I AM GOING THROUGH SOMETHING OKAY!
... besides why are you watching me? Weirdo.
Uh- No reason. Besides, if you're feeling upset you could... talk to me? <smooth Ted, real smooth> (oh shut up.)
