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The Self-Insert

@the-selfinsert

Proud shitposter (Who may, on very rare occasions, actually make something original for once.) Header by @akaneya

Hello, denizens of the Hell Site!

Well hello there, my wretched little creatures! My name is TheSelfInsert! (Or Si, if you're just talking to me. For simplicities sake (And having a different name online is pretty cool)) I'm here to have some good times, see cool art, and make the occasional unfunny shitpost. I'm a fanfic author, and aspiring voice actor!

As for what I like, and what I'll probably be looking at, I'll most likely be here for: Primarily Undertale/Deltarune related things, Epic the Musical, In Stars and Time, and other misc fandoms (TADC, DB, One Punch Man, Cult of the Lamb, Hollow Knight, etc).

Here are my socials (Will be updated as time goes on)

The Masterpost for my Mettaton OC, Jackpot!

Transcript: sorry chat but i got a hot take, i hate mettaton and muffet for being shitty people ;/

basically muffet is the reason there's still monsters in hotland during no mercy route, since alphys left the door open for her to leave bUt ShE rEfUsEd. She said alphys would be a nice donut, alphys is literally trying to save lives and muffet's ass is like "i wanna eat dino ahuhu". just look at her dialogue if you abort genocide after fighting undyne the undying. oh also she takes money to kill a child and sells her spiders to save her spiders(???). sorry muffet is just evil.

mettaton, hired monsters to kill frisk and tried to kill frisk for ratings. this guy tells frisk and everyone watching his show that alphys is a loser, she faked all the stuff, and he will kill a child for views. i'm not defending alphys but wow, that's shallow, considering the fact he's only a star because of alphys, he's more like the villian since he wants to kill Frisk, and he GHOSTS alphys, his friend, until she finishes his body. get it? ghosts? speaking of ghosts, he abandoned blooky and didn't tell him that he was mettaton at all. yea, not even after true pacifist route. poor napstablook is sad about his cousin while that cousin can't be satisfied with the stardom he already has.

Mettaton treats humans, his friends, and his family like shit. No wonder undyne hates him, she knows a bad monster when she sees one. also he was going to cross the barrier with a human's soul and be a star there? off topic, i know, but no way humans would trust the monster who has a human's soul, come on.

but of course, i'd like to hear other opinions on these 2, in case i got anything wrong. (also my apologies for poor spelling)

...Part of me is tempted to defend Mettaton from the slander, but on the other hand... I did kind of make JP's whole backstory rely on him being a shit person and trying to fix it in the most unhealthy way he could.

You. You sir, keep talking. You have good ideas. I fully support this kind of yap.

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This has made my day, thank you! I've always enjoyed writing and thinking up stupid ideas, so this blog is just a bunch of what-ifs I'd love to see. I've also read too many comics, and the inconsistencies between different outcodes and universes are fascinating to me and demand explanation. Here's a shorter one I wasn't initially planning on posting if you're interested:

Karma is either depicted as needles of phantom pain or not at all, but the way I've always headcanoned it as was acid. Pink acid that forms when dust of those you've killed react to Sans' magic. It avoids corroding anything besides flesh and amplifies in effect with how much dust you're covered with. It then quickly boils off, disappearing completely, but the damage has been done. Whether it's a property any monster can learn or only Sans/skeletons is up for debate. I'd also like to think a lot of the Sanses that turned to LOVE as something to gather lost the ability to conjure this nasty corrosion, but it can still be used against them if they're stuck fighting a much lower LV Sans.

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Really like the idea of some Sanses like Killer or Murder losing the ability as a consequence of them doing the acts it's supposed to punish!

Ok I'm low key getting invested with this Jackpot au you got >:0 will read upon all the little nuggets of info you have posted when I can-

But for now a hypothetical question, WHAT IF Jackpot was his calculator box self? Like, either in his universe after fighting hoooman no one was able to fix his body? Or he's able to change from one to the other, transformer style!

Would anything change if he was a little microwave from the beginning? (Totally not asking cuz I like drawing box metta...) :D

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:DDDD Oh hell yeah, the propaganda is working!

So to answer the question, he does have a box form actually! In fact, that's the form he's in for the entirety of The Preshow, while he's in Negativetale (The backstory I'm working on rn)

In the modern day, now that he has access to the resources of the multiverse and particularly the scientific knowledge within, he's been able to upgrade his body to the point of being able to be in his EX form at all times, now only ever reverting to his box form when in complete and total privacy (As is alluded to in Red and Gray), as he sees it as a sign of weakness, and horribly embarrassing.

Now, to answer your question if he were damaged and forced to revert to his box form for whatever reason, then he would probably try to go into hiding until he could get repairs, sulk in his home or office and try to avoid any face to face work as much as possible, (Except maybe with Nightmare, if it was absolutely necessary).

New mutual. I must warn you in advance. Jackpot indoctrination is a natural consequence of being moots with me. Be aware. /silly

But yeah, uh... i post about this guy a LOT. Just figured I should tell you in advance so you aren't completely blindsided by me talking about my guy out of nowhere.

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I don't know who that is, but thank you anyways.

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oh trust me, you will.

(Art by akaneya. Love them, good moot)

LET'S GO GAMBLING

They look nice.

Why thank you. He's not ❤️

New mutual. I must warn you in advance. Jackpot indoctrination is a natural consequence of being moots with me. Be aware. /silly

But yeah, uh... i post about this guy a LOT. Just figured I should tell you in advance so you aren't completely blindsided by me talking about my guy out of nowhere.

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I don't know who that is, but thank you anyways.

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oh trust me, you will.

(Art by akaneya. Love them, good moot)

LET'S GO GAMBLING

They look nice.

Why thank you. He's not ❤️

The Inferno Theory: The Chara Theory to End All Chara Theories

Here we are! Nine years of Undertale. And seeing how Chara is heavily associated with the number 9 (AND THAT TOBY FOX FINALLY TALKED ABOUT THEM), I can't think of a better way to celebrate the occasion than by dedicating this 5000-word-long theory about them? Y'all remember when people used to make long-ass theories about Chara? Yeah, they're coming back with a vengeance! To say I have a colossal hyperfixation is a massive understatement. No character in all of fiction has had a bigger impact on my life than this little rose-cheeked, cocoa-addicted freak. I’ve been a Chara fan for as long as I’ve been an Undertale fan, and you can bet that my understanding of them has changed a lot since. And now I have the pleasure of sharing said understandings with y’all!

Once upon a time, there was an aroace autistic who, like most of y’all, had a very unhealthy obsession with Undertale. And unlike most of you, he thought the Genocide Route was really fun. Most fans talk about how unhappy they felt killing everyone, but for me, I felt like a polar bear at a baby harp seal convention. I got a disturbing level of happiness out of turning everyone to dust. Hell, the only unhappiness I felt was when I couldn’t turn Monster Kid to dust.

Oh well, at least I got a good consolation prize!

I was one sadistic son of a gun, and so I was even more delighted to find out I had a secret admirer/partner-in-crime and that they joined in on the fun because I was such a goshdarn inspiration to them. Not wishing to disappoint my self-appointed partner, I erased the world without a second thought, eagerly awaiting what we might get to do together.

So you can guess I was pretty taken aback when, instead of a warm welcome, they started lecturing me about how I couldn’t accept the world’s destruction and that I was the one fully responsible for it (even though they were eager to take credit for it earlier). I didn’t think much of it at first. Initially, I just thought that they were just irritated that I was undoing what we had worked so hard to accomplish.

But as this game taught me time after time, you should never trust your first impressions. Those first impressions would crumble to dust when they said this.

To say I was completely baffled is an understatement. Why the hell would this prepubescent genocidal maniac be so obsessed over whether or not I think I’m above consequences? So obsessed to the point they would tell me to go to hell if I told them no? It was at that moment I realized there was something more to this character than meets the eye. But for a long time, I couldn’t seem to figure out what that something was. And it didn’t seem like anyone could figure that out either.

I’m very much a veteran of the fan wars that have emerged surrounding Chara. In fact, one might even say I am a deserter of sorts, as I am a former member of the Chara Defence Squad, Offense Squad, and Neutralist Squad. But I’m not gonna be a stuck-up and say everyone’s a canon-ignoring idiot except for me and that I’m the only one who knows what Toby Fox intended Chara to be. Even though I ended up with a very different take than yours (and will certainly argue why it’s the best), I owe you all your discussions a huge debt, and I wouldn’t be here if I hadn’t gotten invested in your interpretations, to begin with. Not to mention that, contrary to what some may argue, you’ve made some valid points to complement them.

And while the debate that resulted from Chara’s ambiguous morality has led to a lot of controversy and even toxicity, it has also been a source of some FANTASTIC CONTENT. Like seriously, would we have gotten those badass renditions of Stronger Than You if no one thought Chara was an awful person? Would we have gotten Man on the Internet’s beautiful rendition of Star if no one thought Chara was a good person (turned awful)?

It would be utter hypocrisy for me to ask of you to approach me and my arguments (or anyone who accepts them) with understanding and good faith only to then not do the same to anyone who doesn’t agree with me. In this theory, I will definitely argue why some points made about Chara are flawed; points that you might hold yourself. But that doesn’t automatically mean that you (or your takes) are intellectually or morally inferior to mine. And besides, I’m not Toby Fox.

So with that said, why did I eventually came to disagree with pretty much everyone about Chara? Because, one way or another, I couldn’t find a take that clicked with me personally as I felt there were various inconsistencies and issues holding them back. I looked at YouTube videos, subreddits, Tumblr essays, Twitter threads, and even forums on the Steam Community. But I couldn’t really find what I thought were satisfactory answers to the questions I had about Chara’s motivations, role in the game, and relationship with the player.

And then, one day, I found those answers. It all happened when I asked myself: “What if Chara didn’t turn against me… because they were always against me from the start?!”

I don’t mean that Chara only saw you as a means to an end. I mean that YOU were the end. What if Chara didn’t use you so they could screw over the monsters but they used the monsters so they could screw over YOU.

You probably think I’m insane, don’t you? And you’re right! I AM INSANE! AND SO IS THIS WHOLE DAMN THEORY!!! But somehow, someway, it just works!! And I’ll show you why and how!!!

What you are about to read is the culmination of six years of reading and critiquing Chara takes and theories of every kind and quality, whether it be Judgement Boy’s Who is the Real Villain of Undertale to Wandydoodles’ Oblivion Theory. Six years of examining the arguments and counterarguments of Chara defenders, offenders, and neutralists alike. Six years of looking in every corner of the UTDR fandom. From the tranquil lands of Quora. To the dark recesses of Reddit. To the intellectual wastelands of Twitter. To the fiery hellsite of Tumblr. So, without further ado, get ready for some of the most pure, unadulterated, high-octane, universe-collapsing neurodivergence you’ve ever seen in your life!!!!!

Part 1: The demonic heritage of the "demon who comes when people call its name".

Anonymous asked:

wait wait wait the pizza in your pfp has CORN ON IT?? That’s way more of a crime than pineapple on pizza ever was :o

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Wat??

Corn is the BEST thing to put on a pizza?? Aside from mozzarella, it's a very necessary ingredient!! What are you talking about?? It- it's.. it's vital!!?

So, uh.. no, I didn't do a crime and there's no need for corncern...

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:)

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Mimorobo. You're joking. You're joking right. Please tell me you're joking. I don't think I can take it.

Saw a post recently about drawing characters from different universes in different artstyles, and so naturally my brain went to my boy, because that could be so extremely interesting with him.

Like at first I think he would retain whatever artstyle the artist would use for the original Undertale, making him stand out glaringly compared to everyone else. But the more and more time he spends in Negativetale, and the more and more it influences him, the more he starts to blend in with the artstyle, until in the modern day where he's entirely indistinguishable to any other Negativetale resident. The symbolism....

New mutual. I must warn you in advance. Jackpot indoctrination is a natural consequence of being moots with me. Be aware. /silly

But yeah, uh... i post about this guy a LOT. Just figured I should tell you in advance so you aren't completely blindsided by me talking about my guy out of nowhere.

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I don't know who that is, but thank you anyways.

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oh trust me, you will.

(Art by akaneya. Love them, good moot)

LET'S GO GAMBLING

They look nice.

Why thank you. He's not ❤️

New mutual. I must warn you in advance. Jackpot indoctrination is a natural consequence of being moots with me. Be aware. /silly

But yeah, uh... i post about this guy a LOT. Just figured I should tell you in advance so you aren't completely blindsided by me talking about my guy out of nowhere.

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I don't know who that is, but thank you anyways.

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oh trust me, you will.

(Art by akaneya. Love them, good moot)

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