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@thebluedrag0n

thought autocomplete would take me to outlook dot com not realising id forgotten the T before i pressed enter. However was very much pleased at what it took me to instead. I think I don't want to see my emails now. I think I will stay with the oul.

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fuckyeahwierd

This is like a commercial for the dangers of teaching kids physics

When people say boys will be boys I wish this was the sort of thing they meant.

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mazzell-ro

Okay but props to them actually stopping and trying to slow the spin to save their friend and not just letting him fling off into space

Trump is turning conservative americans into devout buddhists

remember when right-wingers used to be like "the elite will brainwash you into accepting lower living standards, they'll convince you to accept living in a pod and eating bugs" remember that

A recent post breached containment so I think it's time for some rent lowering:

Trans children should have the right to undergo the correct puberty at the same time as their peers.

Puberty blockers were only ever a compromise and should not be seen as the end goal of trans advocacy.

see at first i was like "just walk down the aisle with your spouse, dumbass. having your dad walk you down the aisle is a weird and patriarchal institution" but i just realised. that's an odd number of dads. just have them walk you back and forth, switching between them relay race style, like so:

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this way you'll end up at the altar and they all get to walk you down the aisle an equal amount.

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