found the killer post again bc i lost it

You might be frustrated by the library never having a complete manga collection on its shelves at any given time, but the 12 year old checking out 14 volumes of One Piece at once is vital to the library ecosystem. He's like the sea otter keeping the kelp forest from being devastated by an excess of sea urchins.

To those curious some other keystone library species include:

—the retirees who’ve read more murder mysteries than I’ve had hot meals

—the paperback romance girlies (gender neutral) who check out every single bodice ripper the second it hits the shelves

—the dads very slowly making their way through a ‘1001 movies to see before you die’ list

—the one-man criterion collection who checks out like, three movies per day and brings them back the next. (TV series are only a minor roadblock.)

—kids who like Minecraft

---The new parents checking out 47 picture books for their 7 month old baby who clearly has nothing going on in their head except the Wii Sports Resort theme song

-the anti capitalist queer checking out yet another 4 CDs because they refuse to rent music they could just own.

-the anti capitalist et Al who is checking out yet another X for dummies and other guide books to make themselves self reliant in various crafting and gardening techniques.

I feel like tariffing the "entire world" is literally just functionally sanctioning yourself

JDPON DON STANDS WITH THE ENTIRE WORLD AGAINST THE US MENACE!!! WE WILL UNITE THE GLOBE UNDER A RED BANNER AND SMASH THE TERROR OF THE UNITED STATES ONCE AND FOR ALL. COMMUNISM IS NOT LOVE! COMMUNISM IS A HAMMER, WHICH WE USE TO CRUSH THE ENEMY. 美国去死!!!!

lmfao

lol and lmao.

This would work on many of you...

The oligarchy lost tonight. Congrats to @crawfordforwi and the entire state of Wisconsin!

the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.

promise?

Like to charge. Reblog to cast.

some guy of all time 

They forced my man to work two positions  

larry is the author insert of some poor soul at game freak

AND WE LOVE HIM

Mark Sheppard - The Man Who Made it Into Nearly Every Fandom

Badger in Firefly

Canton Delaware in Doctor Who

Arnon in Charmed

 Crowley in SupernaturalBenedict Valare in Warehouse 13

And Graham Tanaka in Dollhouse

WHY IS THIS MAN NOT KING OF TUMBLR????

Don’t forget Romo Lampkin in Battlestar Galactica!

are we not going to talk about star trek

All hail the Fandom King

romo lampkin’s cat was the best

Where is the Leverage appreciation?

um anyways

Alan

THIS WAS AN ACTUAL POST BY THE POKEMON COMPANY. 

don’t click off after it hurts you, please

Pokemon Heritage Post

ZANE PHILLIPS LEGACIES (4.11)