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Vía Surreal Universal -Art- Charitha Sri Anuranga Art by @artisticsideoflife_

Don’t you hate it when that happens?

imagine if you were a teenage plane-crash survivor just trying to survive in the wilderness with half a girls soccer team, their coach, and your brother, and one night you accidentally ate shrooms which kicked in while you were having sex (for the first time) with one of the girls after she coerced you into it by yelling at you about how everything is pointless and love doesn't matter, and then after the sex, the other girls show up howling and making animal noises, but then they all start making out with you, and you're all tripping balls, and then when they start getting rough and you try to get away they think you're a deer and start chasing you through the woods at night with weapons, again you're still tripping balls, and then you narrowly avoid getting ritustically sacrificed and eaten because your situationship saves you at the last second. Happened to my buddy Travis

somebody pull me out of the late 90s Japanese internet archive before its too late

lady gaga with diet coke can hair rollers at a sydney airport, march 2010 

what do you mean you havent found a job? have you crawled on your knees and prostrated yourself before them? have you hung from the branches of the world tree for eight days and eight nights? have you climbed atop the roodwood cross and begged for them to impale you until your red blood overflow'd their cups? dude. you completely forgot to mention their cups. you HAVE to mention their cups

While I'm posting stones, here are some river stones I crocheted jackets for, back in 2022.

and here’s a weirdly double exposed mt etna

as a child i got praised a lot for being good at colors and shapes so i isolated myself in a cave to hone my shapes and colors abilities and become the most impressive human alive. however now that i come out of my cave nobody respects shapes and colors anymore and they all want me to get a job instead

the way he rly dgaf when helly steals his walkie like 😭 can he not have his moment for two fucking seconds before mdr has to pull out the anti-establishment conspiracy... its every fucking day with these ppl