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Elliott | they/them | 6000 years young (20 years old) | life is one big arg and I don’t know where to find the clues please I need another hint I’m never gonna solve this

If anyone, at all, can match even a 10th of my donation, I'd consider it a massive christmas gift.

Please, help my friend Mohammed. His family is cold, and hungry.

It would mean a great deal to me.

You can find his fundraiser here,

And you can see that it's been vetted by 90-Ghost here.

We're getting on with the year, and Mohammed's family is still in need.

Please, consider reblogging at least.

Whoever replaces Trump will be a much more polite person... a liberal, even. And from then on, any sort of #resistance would die down because Americans could have their trinkets and treats again. This current loudness is only because these people couldn't have their one-dollar treats anymore, not out of care for the immigrants they kidnapped or Palestinians they bombed. Don't be ridiculous.

None of this is serious to Americans. This is anti-Bush all over again. You'll see. These Americans will elect another Obama and then forget about the immigrants. Again.

The thing they don't tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk

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my growing collection

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hey has anyone seen my potion that turns you into the dow jones

Your wha\ | | | | | | | \_

*watching the United States economy bleed out in front of me, with awful and unknowable consequences for anyone who isn’t insulated by wealth* well, time to go to work!

there was a well-meaning international student (learning english) in my workspace who came up to me and asked "how is your handsome white boy?" and it took me a few seconds to realize she was not in fact asking about my twink spouse but my white dog

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