"you don't know how long i've waited for you"

so when the cullens moved back to forks did they have to have an emergency meeting with the quileute tribe about the treaty due to alice and jasper being there?

they're like look we promise we haven't changed anyone since we made the treaty these two just showed up at our house one day and refused to leave 😭

So Edward has multiple medical degrees but has to skip the blood lesson in biology class?

Bella! Where the hell have you been, loca? The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) Jacob! […] Everything’s perfect now. The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part One (2011)

there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them

I use spicy to describe food

my food is mentally ill and I’m putting my dick in it

Twilight

KRISTEN STEWART as BELLA SWAN THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN - PART 1 (2012) dir. Bill Condon

‗ ❍ 𝕮𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖑𝖊 𝕮𝖚𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖓 𝕸𝖔𝖔𝖉𝖇𝖔𝖆𝖗𝖉

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕿𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝕾𝖆𝖌𝖆

Would’ve been funny if Charlie knew the Cullens were vampires really early on in the series (maybe even before Bella arrived in Forks??) and just. Didn’t care. People haven’t been going missing in Forks since they arrived so obviously they’re not eating local, at least. So it’s none of his business

I feel like a lot of the complaints about Bella and Edward’s relationship lose their edge when you keep the inspiration for the series (a dream about a boy and a girl in a meadow talking about the difficulties of being in love with him wanting to kill her— he’s a vampire) in mind

If you start there and work backwards, then of course they’re going to have a whirlwind, all-consuming, all around bonkers start in their relationship. Smeyer really leaned into the “he wanted to kill her” bit (best decision she ever made tbh), so to justify the relationship being worth the constant risk and struggle, it had to be dramatic.

For example: it causes the boy pain (literal and emotional!! Bloodlust is crazy in twilightverse!!) just to be around the girl, so he’s got to be so irrationally obsessed with her that he wants to watch her sleep to even put up with being around her. Now the girl’s got to be enough of a freak to match him, otherwise there’s no story

Smeyer’s writing has plenty of problems, don’t get me wrong. But Bella and Edward being freak4freak is a feature, not a bug

Shout out to Jessica Stanley for beating the small town teen pregnancy odds, Bella Swan could never.

What is Stephanie Myers's problem making her background characters more interesting than the mains. How am I supposed to pay attention to the guy who died from the Spanish Influenza when twins who were burned at the stake for witch accusations are there. Or the 1920s queen who killed her rapists one by one. Or the guy whose father was a vampire hunter. Or the

I’ve always felt out of step—like, literally stumbling through my life—I’ve never felt normal, because I’m not normal. I don’t wanna be. I’ve had to face death, and loss, and pain in your world but I’ve also never felt stronger—like, more real; more myself—because it’s my world, too. It’s where I belong.

the darkest part of my identity is that i’ll always be a twilight bitch at heart

"I'm afraid that I'd like to stay with you, much more than I should"

Leah Clearwater 🤎🐺🪶🤎

She deserves better