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Theflatpancakes

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Kenny || Proshippers DNI || They/Them || 16 || Aspiring actor || Header by: @purrt4sticly || I hate men (but I also want to cuddle with a man) || Current hyperfixation(s): MHA and CRK
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uie

ALWAYS REBLOG WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS PLEASE; ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE. IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO SOMEBODY AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT SEE THIS IN THE SAME LIGHT, SOMEONE MIGHT. INFACT YOU REBLOGGING THIS COULD STOP SOMEONE TAKING THEIR LIFE TONIGHT.

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kitten–aesthetics

I noticed there isn’t one here for Ireland, so

Irish free suicide helpline: 01-116 123

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last time i reblogged this, i got this ask:

so please, please reblog. this could actually save a life.

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a-tamagotchi-obsessed-system

😊👏❤️

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❤️‍🩹

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rebloged this and got this ask, it made me so insanely happy knowing that i did something to help them.

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things i say that confuse and worry my coworkers:

  • “happy birthday” every time i hand them something
  • “well, that’s not ideal” whenever something is going wrong
  • “we are in the timeline that god abandoned” whenever i’m mildly inconvenienced
  • “can’t you see that your fighting is tearing this family apart?” whenever two or more coworkers are arguing
  • referring to taking medication as “eating medicine”
  • “time to go back to prison!” when putting animals back in their cages
  • referring to inanimate objects as (s)he, particularly when i break something and say “oh no, he’s dead.” this concerns them especially when i follow it up with “that’s not ideal”
  • “what are they gonna do, fire me?”
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I work in a blood bank, and constantly refer to blood types as flavors, such as “Oh, you need two units? What flavor is he?” And my older coworkers just look at me confused but my coworker that’s my age doesn’t miss a beat and responds “A Pos”

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theghostboy

this is probably my favorite comment on this post so far

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I use flavor for so many things, mostly when talking about scents.

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I comment that documentation is “lying” to me. A colleague cautioned me to be a little more positive and not attribute to malace what could be a mistake etc. And I let him know “oh, I’m certain this is an honest mistake or typo by whoever wrote the document. But now the document itself is lying to me with malice aforethought.”

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Oooo I want to join in!

  • “I’m not dead so there’s that” when coworkers ask me how I am
  • “Unless I die” when coworkers say “see you tomorrow”
  • “Have you ever wondered what your life would be like if you’d followed your dream instead of working in this soul sucking, hopeless, torture-in-disguise, zombifying hellhole? Yeah me neither.” when distracting them from whatever they were going to ask me to do
  • “I would care but I’m dead inside” when coworkers try to tell me about workplace irritations
  • “A hammer fixes everything” when a coworker complains about office equipment or another coworker
  • “Nobody died” or “nobody’s gonna die” when there’s yet another ‘fire’ 🙄 that we all are supposed to rush to fix (so many workplaces/managers have such a false understanding of emergency that it’s good to remind people that unless they’re surgeons, nobody’s life is on the line)
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tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

me making an extremely personal vent post to my thousands of followers

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Don't mind me, I just thought about Ford coming back from 30 years of non-stop survival mode, fresh out of a life-or-death situation with Bill and fuming with rage seeing his brother again... and yet not being able to hide his fondness as he learns he has a grandniece and a grandnephew, looking at them with the softest eyes this broken man could muster

Bonus: Ford looking at Mabel and Dipper individually

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I Think Therefore I Am -TADC Song by JT Music

Ok I know I post a lot of random youtube finds on here but I think this song demonstrates some of the vibe of the horror of those trapped in the circus have . Especially the newer members who understand the Circus and Caine less than the older members. And are less adept at not letting that horror swallow them whole.

Or maybe not and I'm just caught up in the fact that good song go brrrrrrrrr. What can I say, JT Music makes some good nerdcore lol.

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