Feelin' Good, Bein' Good, Lookin’ Good

[audio ID: banjo strumming with lyrics:

I was born in the wrong decade.

I should be a space trucker singing banjo blues

on the route between old earth and new Vega's moons

But if they let me live long, I just know the job wont take

I ended up in the wrong century

Where folks on earth keep dealing big man's hassle

When I should be in space or maybe back in some castle

But it feels like this here time ain't meant for me

(Harmonica solo)

So what's a twenty first century man to do

Don't own the very bed you dream in every night

And tomorrow's paper waits to give you a new fright

Just hoping a different day to be a little bit kind to you

Just hoping a different day to be a little bit kind to you

End ID]

ufologist at the gay bar looking for a "close encounter" of a different kind

I AM SCREECHING AMAZON PRIME/PARAMOUNT+ KEEPS FLASHING THIS SPLIT SECOND CLIP OF A PEPPERONI PIZZA FROM LITTLE CAESAR'S IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS SCENE 😆😭🤣💀

OH SO THAT'S WHY HE WANTS A PEPPERONI PIZZA!

ok so i'm actually listening to tmg rn (as usual), and heard a line w tongue in it right when i saw this, but it's not on this list! :D

"You had your tongue in my mouth" -Golden Jackal Song, New Asian Cinema, The Mountain Goats

Excluding the crucial fact that office jobs pay you an income….if staying home to raise children and do chores and bake bread was really so much easier and more joyful than working in an office on some objective level, why aren’t men doing it? Why aren’t they chomping at the bit to be ~leisurely house husbands~ to a working wife? Why aren’t they stepping up to depend solely on someone else’s income in exchange for round-the-clock domestic labor, if it’s really as blissful and their propaganda suggests? Curious.

Thank you! This is such an important reminder.

Also the idea that 'In the old days, men went to work and women stayed home' has only ever applied to a small subset of (primarily wealthy, primarily white) women.

My grandmother had to leave school at age 13 to work in a mill.

Wizard normal, wizard average

He’s just regular, not fierce or savage

He gets his potions from shipwreck salvage

It comes with lots of dead pirate baggage

But he makes it mundane, normal, and classic

For he is a wizard normal, wizard average

Just like you woke wizards to celebrate mediocrity 🙄

Dude, keep it down. If Alavander the Average here’s you he’s going to show you what his “above average” skills are. And if he thinks fighting back hoards of ghost pirates to get potions is “average, I don’t wanna know what he deems “advanced”.

Wait, whaaaAAAAAAAA

I no longer have any RNA in my body....

Talks big, and loses something small. I’d say that about… averages it all out.

Poobie has it for youbie

after a lil break, I am back on my bullshit

really do love the workflow on the deluge, feels like it's almost exactly what I want from a music making device

This song, it’s magical! It sounds like swimming in a pool filled with melon flavored ramune.

crazy, that's exactly the vibe I was going for

Jumanji || 1995