also tumblr is That Cunt and it’s scientifically proven by the fact it’s the universally agreed go-to place for thousands of ao3 users whenever ao3 is down. like people don’t go to instagram or tiktok or facebook or twitter or x or whatever to see if ao3 is down. tumblr is like ao3’s friendly next-door neighbor and we go to tumblr whenever ao3 is in distress. other social media platforms could never gain our trust and alliance

AO3 and Tumblr are a matched set in my eyes, if you have an account on one, you're on the other

Being a pro censorship ao3 user is so insanely cringe. Either use the (incredibly effective and well designed) filtering system to avoid seeing the shit you don't like or stop complaining. Leave the pro censorship rhetoric to Wattpad or smth

subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update

My email is nothing but AO3. If anyone were to look at my inbox I'd be cooked

I do clear them from time to time, but they just keep coming

you read stuff on wattpad for shit and giggles where most of the fics there are reader-inserted ones written in 1st person pov where y/n is a barely legal white girl with blonde hair and blue “orbs” who’s so smol and fragile that she’s dependent entirely on this morally questionable guy who’s killing people for a living but for some reason happens to have a soft spot for her.

you read real actual literature on archive of our own where it’s two middle aged men, who are each other’s sworn enemies, with tragic past, trauma and strong homoerotic tension. and while they’ve made each other bleed, killed each other’s friends and loved ones out of jealousy / possessiveness, lied and betrayed and manipulated, the rawness, depth, complexity and slow burn will keep you up all night, haunt you during your day and possibly change your life forever. and also the sex isn’t just smut. the sex is poetry that puts Shakespeare to shame

people who don't experience hyperfixation don't know what it feels like to hyperfixate so much on something that it becomes not only your subject of obsession but also your source of happiness and literally the main reason why you still keep going; literal source of strength and life.

shoutout to my favorite fictional characters, favorite people, favorite ships, favorite movies, favorite tv shows, fanfics and archive of our own

Okay I didn't know there's a jonmartin week so... Day 1 + Day 2: pets & role swap

Kinda funny to see their first met will still the same but now Jon, as the new transfer assistant, tried to make good impression but end up yelling at the head archivist and didn't even realize it

@jonmartinweek

But damn their eyes, if I must die

At least I can do it on my feet

No Happy Ending has been running around in my head rent free for days so... Welp.

"You have to become comfortable with the fact that most people who enjoy your fic will never bother to kudos or comment on it."

Shockingly, I am comfortable with this fact. Lack of kudos or comments doesn't bother me.

That doesn't mean it shouldn't change.

If you enjoy a fic, leave a kudos or a comment.

Michael 😀

The shading doesn’t make sense but oh well

Just a Magnus Archives girl living in a Magnus Protocol world

jonmartin week day 4: myths + gods

hehehe the only myth ik off the top of my head is of dionysus + ampelos but it works 🍇🍷🌿

@jonmartinweek

Day 2 of JonMartin Week: Role Swap

Tried to keep myself from spending too long on doodling today, since I still got quite a bit of writing to do, but I wanted to draw a scene from today's fic!

The Lucid boys are back for today's @jonmartinweek prompt! They've moved into their new house and have their own little offices. Might as well use them for some role swap roleplay ❤️

You can read the fic here! (Rating: Explicit)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64302748

"Wait, do you not feel it?"

"Not on this hand, no. Already burned this one, I can’t feel hardly anything there."

Day 3 of JonMartin week: Recordings and Found Footage

Also, technically time loops? But it's only the one time travel, so not sure if it counts.

New fic is up for day 3 of @jonmartinweek! I am going to be so tired by the time this is done, my god.

Worth it tho, gotta celebrate the fuck outta my boys.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64303138/chapters/165061669

Archivist Reacts to... uh, office gossip, which h-he's not sure is necessary or, uh conducive to a workplace...

Timeloops // Recordings & Found Footage @jonmartinweek

I’m sorry but Jon’s scream is so silly. Man goes aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAOUGHHHHHAARARRGGHHHHHHHaaaaaaaaa

MARTIN AND PETER LUKAS LMAO