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Semla

@theoneandonlysemla

꧁ Julia (she/her)꧂ ꧁Professional Pessimist꧂ ꧁Torturer of OCs ꧂ ꧁Bisexual disaster꧂

Get to know me!

Hello there!

I am Julia, German, studied biologist and enormous nerd and geek. I love to write fanfiction, started that when I was around 13 and kept it going until now. Might I say, my skills have improved since then? If you want to know anything, just slide into my asks! :)

My works are published on fanfiktion.de (the German ones) and on AO3. You can find me there under my beloved user name of Semla. Currently, I am obsessing over Skyrim and writing multiple fics on it. Newest fics are the following:

Here are my writing playlists

I too am training myself in digital painting, you can find my work on Deviantart and Instagram. I am mostly drawing my OCs or ships there! :)

More Fics are:

There are more German fics of mine, found on fanfiktion.de, fandoms are: Supernatural, Thor/Loki & more!

Oh what da hell Norpsferatu has hijacked Sujamma Sundas this week 😭😭😭😭 If there’s one thing Norpsferatu likes to do it’s get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂. This week he wants to know all about how your OC’s get they 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Do they prefer special moments with one partner, or are they a real Sigma like Norpsferatu? Sexual preferences are important: Kinks, Top or Bottom, Sexuality. Maybe they’re even asexual (Norpsferatu is Ace Inclusive). What Norpsferatu will do with this 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 information I cannot legally disclose; either way, tag an (ADULT) Friend and use tag Norpsferatu NSFW Night so we can all get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 on main.

Got tagged by the fellow 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴s @dirty-bosmer @ladytanithia @skyrim-forever @sulphuricgrin

Oh lawd, I need to think.

Starting out with Nevri. She is a sad bisexual™️ that yearns for women while being terribly afraid of them and has no respect for men. A tale as old as time. But! Her first time in fact was with a gorgeous other Dunmer woman, her first partner and girlfriend. They split over her leaving the hellhole of Windhelm with her parents (girlies were young back then, around 17). It broke Nevri's heart. With women she is quite tender, loving and prefers what we call in Germany "Blümchensex". Men on the other hand... She does like a dominant man and making them mad by being a brat. Something something not being able to show love to a man blah blah. She did find out that she is also quite fond of soft breathplay with a certain Mer... uh or Daedra if you will. After that incident, she uses sex with men to reclaim her body and the power over it (sad, I know) and finds a victim in a curious Teldryn Sero. And with him, she really just uses him for her pleasure but he does not mind lol. She also has a bad, bad praise kink.

Oh boy, Morotar. Morotar, Morotar... Had a discussion with Eve the other day about him being all tough and dom to be a strong strong man 😠💪 But honestly, he'd make such a good sub and enjoy giving away the control and shutting his brain off. He'd say he's straight. *cough* Even though he had a crush on a certain bald Thalmor Commander that was not very well hidden and the Thalmor Commander totally knew about and tried to get him out of his shell bit unfortunately failed *cough* My bf and I have a running gag that Ondolemar's butthole tingles when Morotar is thinking of him or in his proximity. Yeah, so that's that. Canmal! The favorite bean! Feels so strange to talk about his sexual desires, like he's my baby!!! Well, but tbh he's a horny bitch. Absolutely gay and has been quite the whore with a fondness for Bosmer men. But now he's in a steady relationship with his Imperial hottie Jirocian and they're about to get married. He hasn't told me about his kinks yet and I really don't want to know.

And then there's Ria. Poor Ria. Well, she is I'd say bi-curious, likes to look at women and adores them but hasn't had any experiences with them yet. Will she some day? Who knows? Maybe when she is freed in 4E. Ria did have two boyfriends back in Skingrad, the first one more of a childish relationship with an Imperial Boy her age, nothing more than kissing happened. Oh, and then she met that Dunmer. A few years older and her 15-year-old self was swooned easily. Okay, he was like almost 20 and definitely a predator, very ew. Maybe he set the foundation for her horrible taste in men? Anyway, he did sleep with her and at first she found it very odd and strange but did find her liking in it, after she experimented a little with her body and found out what she liked. Did he ever give her an orgasm? Nope. Loser. After her mother's death and the rest of the family moving to Bruma, she grieved too hard to think about anything sexual. After around two years she met a Breton who did his best to understand her and as soon as they were bonding, her father did a fuckup (read about that in the story) and Ria ended up in the whorehouse. There, she learned to use her body to pleasure men and even to manipulate them. That really engraved into her and she does use it again. There was no real time for her to develop any kinks (apart from stinky worm man apparently) and she really just wants to be loved. Womp Womp. That was depressing, ew.

They are no OC's but if you want to know about Faralda and Ancano, go and read "A Tale of Hunt". That's basically what you need to know.

Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Female Dovahkiin | Dragonborn/Ondolemar (Elder Scrolls) Additional Tags: Love Confessions, Enemy Lovers, Post-Skyrim Civil War, like right after, The Great War (Elder Scrolls), that one is context, Alcohol, Incredible use of a work trip king, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Kissing, Vaginal Sex, Fictional Religion & Theology, Angst and Fluff and Smut Summary:

Theodora looks at him and thinks of home, in many more ways then she wishes to…

It’s out!!! Chapter 2 and my first fic in 6 weeks!!! Feels so good to have it done <3

Oh what da hell Norpsferatu has hijacked Sujamma Sundas this week 😭😭😭😭 If there’s one thing Norpsferatu likes to do it’s get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂. This week he wants to know all about how your OC’s get they 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Do they prefer special moments with one partner, or are they a real Sigma like Norpsferatu? Sexual preferences are important: Kinks, Top or Bottom, Sexuality. Maybe they’re even asexual (Norpsferatu is Ace Inclusive). What Norpsferatu will do with this 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 information I cannot legally disclose; either way, tag an (ADULT) Friend and use tag Norpsferatu NSFW Night so we can all get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 on main.

Thank you for the tag @silly-little-diary <3

I shall tag some people who I know off the top of my head won't mind getting 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 @theoneandonlysemla @skyrim-forever @unironicallytes @sulphuricgrin @gilgamish @kookaburra1701 @thequeenofthewinter @pocket-vvardvark @saltymaplesyrup @ladytanithia

Nimileth, my HoK madgod, my rat queen, my terror, my bb girl

Once upon a time Nim was a relatively normal awkward bisexual with negative rizz. Her taste in partners included the cutiest patootiest little nerd at the university, your local skooma dealer, women you wouldn't want to bring home to your family for fear of them robbing you or killing you in your sleep, and men you really should not be fuckin without knowing where the cranberry juice is because girl... you're gonna need it tomorrow. Were she at dinner with her pals, she would tell them how she just wants to be held gently and kissed sweetly and made lurv to tenderly all night, and this would not be a lie!!!! But it would also not be the truth. Once she mantles Sheogorath, she becomes the worst best version of herself, which is essentially a bottomless pit of appetite and tries to consume her unfortunate lover, Lucien Lachance, mind, body and soul. But like... in a sexy way ahaha. Needless to say, she likes it rough and mean. You can read about that here (it's the only smut i've written outside of the longfic)

Sylawen, my LDB necromancer cringefail disaster

Sylawen is a lot less experienced though not for a lack of trying 😭 In fact, she's rather forward, but given her generally abrasive personality, this is not always received well lol. She can also be a little uh... obsessive when she likes someone, and most people will spot from a mile off that she is a walking red flag 🚩 Syl is still figuring out what she's into, bisexual but primarily interested in woman, eager to please, fond of magic in the bedroom and maybe sometimes a knife 🔪 Her one previous relationship was with her university girlfriend, though she did get a bit handsy with a boy in the first year dorms. It was then that she decided gangly, shrimp-like nerds were not really her thing lol which pretty drastically narrowed the dating pool. Her appreciation of the masculine form changes a bit when she gets to Skyrim and meets the Companions, where begrudgingly she realizes that big, rugged men who look like you just pulled them out of the dirt like a potato are kinda hot actually and what do those huuuuge gongeous muscles look like without skin 👀 probably even more beautiful but this is purely academic interest. She still thinks Aela is one of the most beautiful women she's ever seen, and the fact that she knows Aela could kill her in two seconds makes this ten times hotter (I have Aela paired with Ysolda in my fic because there was no other conceivable way Sylawen would not have made a move).

Snippet Snriday

As I'm still working on the monstrous A Taste of Death chapter (current word count over 14k) I can't keep the absolute chaos that I have created from you.

Tagging @skyrim-forever @dirty-bosmer @pocket-vvardvark @sanzas-reverie @friend-of-giants for this because you are freaks for this fic haha

For anyone else: Read A Taste of Death here.

The Thalmor suck. Can't even rob a Talos shrine without a bunch of them popping out of' the bushes yelling "die, heretic!" and some other bullshit. I got there first, I get to desecrate this shrine!

Look, the sassy bitch in his pyjama ❤️

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STUNNING

Oh he looks so silly and the pink slippers!!! I'm still losing my mind over the magnifying glass, you have killed me <3 Your mind is so big, you don't match freaks you exceed them <3

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Tagged by a whole bunch of folks, and tagging a whole bunch of folks in return as well! (Does anyone know if tags work if you put them beneath a cut, btw?) I've really enjoyed seeing all of your work today already and I'll get around to reblogging and fully reading and admiring it tomorrow <3 I'm always super happy to be tagged so I can easily find the posts in my @-mentions ^^

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I've been tinkering with my writing, so have some art for this week! Been setting up some ideas for what the ref sheet will look like, and detailed the base-pose Veryn with just breeches. I've also been thickening some of the lines on the armoured gear to bring 'em up a bit closer in line with the Telvanni armour (not pictured yet).

I also wanted to redraw my old discord emote I made of Veryn peeking and it kinda. maybe. ended up as me painting a lot on top of it. God, painting and drawing faces is so hard. Things end up easily lopsided/assymetrical for me and I only notice it way, way too late. Also need to push those shadows more - even though it feels like I'm using a fairly large range already, it still feels fairly flat.

If you want to get on or off Ms. Moriche’s Wild Ride, please tag me or DM me and I’ll make a note and add or remove you!

And also tagged are YOU! YES! YOU!

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If you want to get on or off Ms. Moriche’s Wild Ride, please tag me or DM me and I’ll make a note and add or remove you!

And also tagged are YOU! YES! YOU!

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WIP Wednesday

Tagged by @anne-wild, @pinessydr, @wispstalk, @ehlnofay, @theoneandonlysemla, @vervayyn, and @dirty-bosmer, thank you all! I’m tagging all of you back and also @nostalgic-breton-girl and @sheirukitriesfandom. : )

Isanna finally used some of the alchemist’s fire Billiver made for her, and, well…:

His brows furrowed, and he spared her a glance to give her a shrewd look. “What is it you’re not telling me?” Despite her growing dread, she let out a soft exhale of laughter. “You know me so well,” she said fondly. “It’s just… well, it didn’t work—at least, not how I expected it to.” “Oh?” he asked, and she was relieved to see he looked more curious—excited, even—than upset. “What happened?” “It didn’t ignite,” she said, “until about twenty seconds later.” “Fascinating!” he cried. His eyes lit up with a wonder she would have loved to see at any other time, and his next words tumbled out of him. “If I could develop delayed-blast alchemist’s fire—” “Darling,” she interrupted, even though it hurt to watch his enthusiasm fade. “Do you understand how long twenty seconds are during a fight? It could have been a matter of life and death. The blast wasn’t enough to kill the swarm, but if it had been—and perhaps it could have been, if it had ignited immediately—it would have saved us a lot of trouble.” He stared at her in silence for long enough that she began to worry, then returned his attention to the retort and said in a painfully defensive tone, “Well, you’re here, aren’t you?”
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