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insaneclownpusssy
god gave me great tits to distract everyone from all the stupid shit that comes out of my mouth
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domwithsecrets
You should absolutely always suck on your girls tits
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Real becasue people at school would NOT understand me
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make me move (M)
↣ PAIRING: Johnny (NCT) + reader (female)
↣ GENRE: baby daddy; a rollercoaster of emotions; smut
↣ SUMMARY: You were pregnant when Johnny left to follow his dreams and not a day goes by that you don’t wonder if you did the right thing by keeping his daughter a secret from him. Then, unexpectedly, Johnny comes back into your life, but neither of you are sure if he’s ready to be a father.
↣ WARNINGS: mild language; some alcohol use; explicit sexual content
↣ NOTES: listening to make me move by culture code feat. karra; this is a one-shot, there will be no sequels; check the masterlist in my description for other one-shots in this collection; happy reading!
and this, my friend, is how i explain why yutaholic is my fucking favorite
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⇢ dear mr. cupid
synopsis: it’s no lie that haechan only started his college matchmaking business due to his nosy personality. it’s also no lie that he was a little jealous of everyone he had helped out as he had no love life of his own. well, that was until his childhood friend moved back and mysterious love notes started appearing in his matchmaking inbox… addressed to HIM?!
pairing: haechan x fem! reader genre: social media au, college au, fluff, crack, one sided pining, best friends to lovers warnings: swearing, mentions of alcohol, jokes about murder and drugs status: ongoing started: 1st September 2022 ended: tba update schedule: twice a week (mostly mon & thur) taglist: open! feel free to send an ask or comment to be added :))
note: this is a spin-off for “you can’t have me… unless?” however it can be a standalone fic! (i was gonna wait later to post the masterlist but i got impatient and too excited lmao)
profiles 1/3: mean girls ft. y/n
profiles 2/3: dream squad!!
profiles 3/3: haechan’s alter egos
chapter 1: weirdass bubble tea
chapter 2: lacklustre of a love life
chapter 3: stupid things
chapter 4: no choice😒
chapter 5: maybe he will soon
chapter 6: this is so stupid😭
chapter 7: insults, insults and more insults💀
chapter 8: baby steps
chapter 9: suspiciously familiar🤔
chapter 10: whatever u say buddy
chapter 11: prove u wrong
chapter 12: i wish i could
chapter 13: what a simp’s gotta do😔
chapter 14: no lactaid😩
chapter 15: mark is a hate crime🤬
chapter 16: i don’t care
chapter 17: baby..?
chapter 18: are u… jealous?
chapter 19: if looks could kill😒
chapter 20: chenle vs good advice😮💨
chapter 21: i hate it here😔✋
chapter 22: absolute fool
chapter 23: gorgeous gorgeous girls🥳
chapter 24: stole my heart from the cookie jar
chapter 25: bad omens
chapter 26: the devil’s right hand men
chapter 27: he’s dumb💀
chapter 28: take that back😒
chapter 29: the universe hates me confirmed
chapter 30: im coming for u
chapter 31: genuinely
chapter 32: having a meltdown fr🤡
chapter 33:
chapter 34:
chapter 35:
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Anonymous asked:
can you do mark praise kink PLEASEEE i'm literally drooling thinking abt it
[12:40AM]
GENRE: fluff and smut
WARNINGS: riding, sleepy reader, lazy sex, kissing, protected sex, slight butt play, and of course praising!
mark presses a kiss on your shoulder while you slowly rock your hips. “that’s it, baby. you’re doing so well.” you flinch up as mark circles the rim of your second hole.
“keep going, baby.” mark holds you hip and helps guide them in a certain pace that has you mumbling moans. “i’m sorry, markie.” mark presses another kiss on your shoulder. “for what, baby?” he rubs your hips and you sigh. “for going so slow.”
that makes a lazy grin grow on marks face. “no, baby. that’s okay. this is nice— i like it.” you snuggle your face more into the crook of his neck, feeling his lightly shaved beard graze on your forehead.
“you sure it doesn’t bother you?” mark shakes his head and rubs your ass cheeks. “not at all, baby.” he grabs your hips and begins to rock them but in a harsher way.
“does that feel good, baby?” you nod, your clit rubbing against his base and his lips pressing soft kisses on your shoulder. “feels really good, markie.” you mumble.
your hands fist tightly around his white fitted t-shirt as your orgasm hits you slowly yet harshly. “that’s it, baby. let it go.” mark brushes your hair. “good job,” mark wraps his arms around your hips. “you did so good for me, baby. but, now it’s my turn, okay?”
mark slowly thrusts his hips up while groaning and moaning under his breath. “i’m close, baby.” mark grunts and plows his hips upward. mark cums into the condom with a low groan and with his arms wrapped tightly around you.
“good job, baby. you did so good for me tonight.” mark presses a kiss on your shoulder once again before laying his head back on the headboard and shutting his eyes.
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Definition of hate (j.s) (masterlist)
Johnny Suh is insufferable. He’s rich, arrogant, and anything but funny. You refuse to believe he is worth anything more than walking away from– over and over again– because you keep showing up for his friends, and his friend’s keep forcing you to talk to him.
ao3 | main m.list | minors do not interact.
TOTAL WORDCOUNT ― 88k
PAIRING ― johnny x afab reader
CONTENT ― enemies to lovers, soft top johnny, female reader, extreme slow burn, pining, anxiety, arguments, jealousy, college setting, talk of home life troubles, partying, and drinking.
other tags are provided before each chapter.
SIDE CHARACTERS ― mark lee as the platonic soulmate, haechan as the guy who can’t keep a job, taeyong as the story teller, jaehyun as the guy who exists when he feels like it, unnamed best friend, made up ex girlfriend of johnny for drama purposes
!! CHAPTERS !!
if you think you’ve read this fic before, it’s because you have. l*cas was a side character and i have since went through and replaced him. i have also edited the entire fic and changed the title.
uuuhhh this slow and careful love FUCCKKKKKKK 🥺
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neotyattitude-deactivated202209
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Jaemin chuckles lowly into your ear when you whimper. Your back arches into his chest when he bucks his hips up, hitting the spot that has you crying out in pleasure.
His fingers travel down your stomach and dip between your folds until they settle on your clit and press, making you hiss. He scoffs softly and starts to draw quick, tight circles into it. “Jae—ahh!”
Your arms flail out, half gripping onto him, half trying to push yourself up, away from the overwhelming pleasure.
Jaemin throws an arm around your torso, keeping you in place while also cupping your breast in his hand. He keeps fucking up into you harshly, his ministrations on your sensitive bud never stopping. You moan his name desperately when he also starts to flick your nipple between his thumb and forefinger. “Shh, baby,” he tuts condescendingly. “It’s alright. You can take it. I know you can.”
“Fu—ahh! Jaem!” Left with no other choice, you give into the pleasure. Your body goes slack and your head falls back against his shoulder, exposing the flushed skin of your neck to him.
“Come for me, baby.” Jaemin purrs against your skin, before he licks from your collar bone up to your ear. “Let’s teach the neighbors my name.”
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Genre: mostly smut, some fluff & angst Words: 5.337 Prompt: fuckbuddy(?) Jeno x female reader
Warnings: safe sex, oral (m), insults as foreplay
A/N: Merry Christmas everyone! This is my fic for the@neosecretsanta fic exchange, more precisely it's for the lovely @amorajae! Remi, I had so much trouble trying to talk to you without giving away it was actually me because we recently started talking more and more... I hope you enjoy this little something despite it being mostly pwp!
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stay stay stay [15]
PAIRING. haechan x fem!oc
WARNINGS. language
SUMMARY. kung saan aksidenteng napost ni tala ang picture ng non-showbiz boyfriend niyang si donghyuck.
bonus!
15. FOR MY WHOLE LIFE | prev / masterlist / next
NOTE. AT TAPOS N NGA ANG STAY3 SA WAKAS 😭😭😭 wala talaga to matinong plot pasensya na 😭😭 salamat sa pagbabasa besties! see u sa next au mwaps<33
TAGLIST. @archivedmkl @nctasdfghj @wooyoung-a @morkleetrash @kkotjia @i-aecrysture @injunified @smolpeyy @pepperrye @hibuki-chan @hannie-dul-set @chanfilms @yiz-yo @anya-writes-stuff @w0nderr @mihyu-ckie @hrjchive @fullsunld @main-figuresk8-sunghoonie @dejavukirstein @seijenoh @renjun-pretty @skzbeyleynjasnct @yoitbb @najaeminluvbot @hazyru @lune1897 @heynayu @chimajeyn @rensaure @13isacoolnumber @liljeongseong @marahuyornjn @eureah @markleepooh @000rpheus @nanayogurt @luvenshiti @j-8star @flovezen @jaeyuuns @yoonhanzjaem
STAY3 TAGLIST. @ssuungchans
mao ni pinakayawa nga smau ako nabasahan AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA atay 15 chaps onlyyy it was like an orgasm u wouldn't get rid of from the very first chap to finish 😭 hanggang tapos ka na magbasa gago high na high parin ako juhuhuhuhu they're my parents now ifstg
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Friendly favour - L.DH.
In which you're a curious virgin with touch repulsion and a very devoted friend.
genre: fluff, angst, smut, college!au, best friend!Donghyuck, pining
word count: 20.9k
warnings (aka spoilers): touch repulsion, anxiety, daddy issuess, protected sex, loss of virginity, i guess no sub-dom energy, fingering, vaginal penetration, alcohol consumption, and mentions of: sexual abuse, masturbation, asexuality and college struggle; inconsequent narration and my writing skills (that's a serious warning)
taglist: @hyucks-things @count-your-shadows @wownajaemin @riemshyuck @resceluwu @lauraneuuh @tyongpoetry @subhyuck @ukiyolixx @angel-hyuckie @jiye0n0 @readers-posts @junglewoos @nanas-gf @ddontyoumind (I'm sorry, for some reason tumblr won't let me tag you)
a/n: sorry for the delay, i had to edit it twice (since tumblr didn't save it for the first time) therefore the second time it was a bit rushed. Hope you'll enjoy it anyway. Feedback is welcome (:
You really try to not show how bothered you are with a specific Bridgertons episode playing on the TV. A young girl lying in bed pleasuring herself in a dimmed bedroom, moaning. Her pants echoing in the room, expressions suggestive making you uneasy.
“Yo, do you remember your first orgasm?”
Apparently Donghyuck does not feel awkward at all. He slouches on the other side of the couch looking at you with curious eyes. His words hang in the air causing you to pent up as if getting ready for the conversation your friend starts.
oh ghad i would pray to be fucked this good and gentle pls 😭😭 idun mind the adverse effect HAHAHAHAHA SHESH but kabsxjvahsbaj fuck me this sweet and I'll marry u.. that risky!
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[ @ fullsun ] : something about the campus flirt and the model student running for council together and WINNING is just *chef’s kiss*
[ @ hrenjun ] : literally shut up no one asked
[ @ vpyn ] : babe omg you’re so sweet <3
suhnshinehaos presents…
crush culture : a renjun smau
synopsis : ln yn has always flirted with huang renjun. but they do that with literally everyone else too, they couldn’t possibly be serious about pursuing him, right? on their final year of university, yn is determined to show that they are. with all the walls that renjun has built around himself, will they be strong enough to succeed in tearing them down?
or as i like to call it : you may have fallen for him first, but he might actually fall harder. only if he tried and let himself go.
pairing : huang renjun x gn!reader
also featuring ! nct 00z
genre/s : university + student council au, fluff, angst, pining, humor, slice of life
also contains : swearing, food mentions, suggestive humor
taglist : open ! just send an ask or reply under this post
parts + note under the cut :)
cutieee urghhhh