Demon time babey!

GETTING YOU MOTHERFUCKER

Here, take these

Love the two best people ever in the world @phoisen and @theshyreader <3 here's us when we play some games together >:)

In every universe I love my boyfriend <3 here's out ocs over and over falling in love <3 @theshyreader

I AM STILL SO GIDDY OVER THIS HONEY <333

let’s be real the best tumblr has EVER looked was the short span of time where you could slap code into posts and we had classics like these

tumblr has never been closer to the core aesthetic and sense of humor of its userbase 

Okay, now that the hype has died down I just want to say that the general vibe of abject horror that Mr Foxington Tobias expressed about the simple fact that he had to make a song to act as a replacement for pepper steak is the realest thing I've ever seen. because like HOLY SHIT. how do you even BEGIN to approach that? i would have crashed out ngl. you want me to try to match up to pepper steak? pepper steak. pepper steak from OFF? you're insane. you might as well ask me to turn water into gold because you are asking me to do the impossible here. to capture pepper steak. pepper steak from off. the song pepper steak from OFF. what the fuck dude what the hell

i mean like, he fucking cooked regardless but you get what i mean

oh you wanted T as in testosterone. i thought you meant T as in T-virus resident evil. well the good news is that you're still gonna transform at least

said Albert Wesker

Well, you know, some bathroom graffiti offers insight.

Red marker handwriting on a bathroom wall. Text reads:

“Boss made a dollar Granddad made a dime But that was a poem From a simpler time.

Boss made a thousand Gave pa a cent But that penny paid the mortgage Or at least it paid the rent

Now Boss makes a million And gives us jack Smugly blames the workers For the labor that he lacks.”

And the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls.

Blissfully unaware of literally everything. No survival instincts. He probably doesn’t even know he’s alive.

how its going

credit

Reblogging because everyone deserves to know the creator of this masterpiece

(The piece is called Master's Blessing btw)

the average twitter vs tumblr community experience

startled for a second after seeing this video is 10 YEARS OLD.