Dreams

helena going outside, scooping up snow, forming a fucked up little seal, getting some gravel from fuck knows where to give it a little mouth and eyes. all the while probably going hehe huhu now irving will surely not suspect me again...surely he will think it is his good friend helly r bringing him this little snow effigy of a fucked up corpse we found in the woods. as an apology.

Burt's outie is retiring. It'll happen to you too someday.

SEVERANCE (2022 - ) I 1.07 // 2.04

severance is like [45-50 minutes of life-altering television that leave you wanting to walk into the ocean or perhaps perform a self-immolaiton] directed by

Yeah no thank god this got cut cause I would’ve needed grief counseling too

9th doctor you have to stop. your doc martens too classic. your leather jacket too cunt. your buzzcut too perfect. your swag is too lesbian...9th doctor they'll kill you.

One very funny thing about Severance to me is how like, they reveal Ms. Cobel lives next to Mark and I thought "oh wow the company really keeps a tight eye on their employees." Then time goes on and it becomes increasingly obvious that no actually this woman is just a huge freak about Mark specifically. She's baking him weird cookies. She's breaking into his house. She's making him spend time with his dead wife he doesn't remember. She's skipping work to pretend to be his sisters lactation consultant. She's going to parties with him and hugging him when he says he'll quit Lumon. I'm obsessed with how much she's obsessed with him I need to know what her fucking deal is.

Mean Girls (2004) // Conclave (2024)

Buck: My gay situationship is moving to El Paso and I don't know how to cope-

Mobius: My gay situationship became one with time.

Dean: My gay sitautionship went to hell for loving me too much.

Crowley: My gay situationship left me to become the head of Heaven's middle management

Bucky: Mine went back in time to his ex.

Eliot: My gay situationship sacrificed himself to save me after I told him I didn't want to be with him and I never had a chance to tell him I lied.

Daniel Molloy: My gay situationship tortured me physically and emotionally and then brainwashed me only to turn me into a vampire 50 years later and now he is avoiding me.

Thomas: Mine got a virus that turns you into a blood thirsty monster and he begged me to kill him.

Merlin: My gay situationship died from a magic sword by a man I saved when he was child and I haven't seen him in over 500 years but he is coming back any day now.

Eve: My gay situationship was an assassin that I was supposed to catch. Tried to kill me a few times.

Vi: Mine became a dictator after we broke up.

Jayce: Mine became a god like cult leader and tried to kill everything.

Will: My gay situationship was straight up a canniball.

....

Buck: Oh g- I think I'll just call Eddie, tell him I don't want him to move of something.

House: Yeah, do that before it's too late and he dies of cancer.

....

Louis: *kicking the doors down*: Did someone say gay situationship?!!

If your husband actually signs the divorce papers you gave him you might just need to start an apocalypse about it…

Divorce Era Jayvik, my beloved, my dearest…

Ithaca Saga reaction moodboard

So much crying. Literally waited for this since June 2021. 3 and 1/2 years and it is all released. I cannot even begin to articulate everything I’m feeling. There was no other way to end this musical other than the final line. It’s perfect.

Jokes aside the cast struggling to get to Ithaca irl and then also struggling to stream the Ithaca saga is so funny and appropriate

Oh no! Your homosexual situationship didn't work out! You have four options to proceed: