My Life Is Better With You

i just know that the ethics classes in magical fantasy realms would be off the rails

philosophy undergrads when an evil wizard invents another new way to torture people

Walk in T hormone clinic and calorie dense food restaurant combo called build a bear is this anything

The boss has arrived ...

Joyous Wet Beast Wednesday to those who observe.

Jesus fucking Christ this thing jump scared me.

Given their usual speed, it would likely be a highlight of this beasts entire life to know it had ever jump scared someone.

Do u still want me

The thing most on my mind about the Mangione trial is how effective this has been. For those five days, everybody had ideas. They saw you could just walk up to somebody on the street and shoot them dead, and that no amount of surveillance would mean anything if the shooter took simple precautions. Nabbing this poor guy and pinning it on him, plastering his face everywhere on the news and saying this is the shooter really worked to calm everyone down. There is no longer an imagined escape. Somebody's going down for it, even if it's the wrong guy. They'll stop at nothing.

I’m still holding out for him to be acquitted on a technicality or via jury nullification only to shoot himself in the back of the head three times the next day

lets be pointy with mama

some of my favorite moments from twin peaks <3

sorry for being such a freak to you since the moment we met . i just like you a lot

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑

for context, scientists have know about these mfs for like a HUNDRED YEARS but only now have they actually seen one ALIVE !!

why does one of these gummi worms have LEGS

he’s evolving??!???!

update: there were THREE with legs in this bag and one of them was three colors instead of two. why are my gummi worms mutating

good evening to everyone EXCEPT the user who tagged this post with ‘those are his nipples’

Little sweeties.

Among the flowers were lovely maidens calling to him with soft voices, from The Fairy of the Dawn for Andrew Lang's The Violet Fairy Book by Henry Justice Ford (1906)

there are two punchlines here, the first is predictable, the second really surprises you