stardust... STARDUST I DON'T HAVE A MOTH!

mirabelle mondaythursday

i can be trusted with characters

Loop.

me: hey man welcome in what can i get you

guy who jerks himself blind every night to the characters from a flossing based gacha game where all the girls are bits of food stuck in the teeth of the demiurge and you can like feed the demiurge different meals to change the pool of waifus you’re pulling from and their names are all like “stringy chicken” and “wet cheese crumb” and shit: just a black coffee please

you conjure such worlds,,

i may go to hell someday

I deman you to do it ?

you know what they say

weh

Playing isat when you have memory issues too is one great experience and brings new interactions that you wouldn't have seen otherwise (<- as I say this, my eye starts twitching because I keep dying in the stupidest ways possible)

But hey, at least Loop was nice

it's called the Switch 2 because you Switch 2 a cheaper hobby

drawing one deltarune for every day between the release date trailer and release part 1 of 64: i always liked to think way too hard about that bit where mr fox winks at us about the length between chapter releases via ralsei dialogue

being mutuals is like we’ve never talked but i saw your vent post and do you want me to kill that person for you. still won’t talk to you tho bc that is scary sorry. love you

Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

This post is to Easter what a Geiger counter is to radiation.

I see it’s *looks at smudged writing on hand* Lent again.

Opposite of "came back wrong" is "stayed exactly the same." Oh you want so badly to pretend that you have changed. You changed your face, you changed your name, you started leaning into a whole new role, but I know you. I know you. I know who you used to be, and I can see that person shining through you still. You can fool the world you can fool your friends you can fool yourself but you will not fool me.

woof

inspired by the screenshots from @nananarc 👀👀 his tongue is blue....

I see posts like these about other kinds of reminders, but never about glasses! Here’s your reminder to give your glasses a good clean!

Chat, is this true?

because we don't want too many twitter-attitude people here, everyone rebog this with rent lowering gunshot posts please

we say faggot and death and other Mean Words™ here