Get Off My Property

what is she doing to that poor pig 🐖

SHE'S NOT PORKIN THE PORK

Um you know, by transitioning from male to female you're actually appropriating detrans narratives and making it harder to talk about our lived experiences 🙄

ROLLER DERBY KISSES, Acrylic on MDF and leather, Riikka Hyvönen

‘capitalism works’ factoid actually untrue. the 62 people who own half the world’s wealth are outliers and should be eaten.

62 8

Absolutely nuts how they made up a number for this satire post and the correction is that reality is *more absurd* than the number they chose

no it’s worse. 62 was correct in 2016 when the original post was made.

ほふく前進でそーっと・・あ、見つかった・・

comic about driving i guess

Wooooahdude I just found this out but you're heirloom tomatoes actually. Did you know this

Because you're so

Deep Blue is 30 years old and was capable of defeating chess grand champions. It could be housed in a single cabinet.

ChatGPT spans untold data centers devouring massive amounts of electricity and it got its ass whipped by an 8 bit gaming console from the 1970s.

...yeah? That's not what it's made for. If you take a hammer and a chainsaw and you compare which one is best for driving nails into a board, the chainsaw is gonna lose. Does this mean that the hammer is more technologically advanced? Or that the chainsaw has no use? No, of course not.

They were testing intelligence. When a company continuously markets its technology product as an intelligence supposedly capable of thought and reasoning, it makes sense to place it in a situation to see if it can follow a rule set and understand a game.

ChatGPT failed to recognize pieces it had been introduced to, failed to remember rules, repeated illegitimate moves, and demonstrated a general lack of ability to play chess on even a beginner level.

The AI showed a complete inability to understand a game.

The main takeaway from this test is that large statistical models lack any actual intelligence behind them contrary to the assertions made by companies developing them.

It has been stated before, but this simple test was just a way to illustrate it. As the Atari 2600 is noted to be quite weak in playing chess, generally only capable of think 1-2 moves ahead of its current turn. For a CGPT to be unable to meet even that level is notable.

#dipshits in the notes going

#WELL ACTUALLY chatgpt wasn't DESIGNED for that so--

#yeah chatgpt wasn't designed to DO much of anything we know it's a grifting machine that's what we're saying

#WELL CHAPTGPT ISN'T MEANT TO BE GOOD AT STRATEGIC PLANNING AND THINKING AHEAD

#yeah. see that is in fact the problem

#because they are marketing this shit as an 'assistant' in making BUSINESS DECISIONS AND MEDICAL TREAMENT PLANS

#the point of this and why it's important is that it's illustrating what we already know

#which is that these 'ai' nonsensebots are incapable of meaningfully processing information

#like this isn't 'hammer bad at turning screws news at 11'

#this is 'snake-oil mystery box advertised as universal multitool that will revolutionize construction and put carpenters out of business

#demonstrably incapable of performing the basic functions of a hammer or screwdriver'

#the dunking is extremely relevant to the advertising and culture surrounding LLMs

Only recently realized many of you actually *enjoy* penetrative sex, and that it's not just some elaborate bit you're all in on to prank me

I've never really considered myself asexual, as I enjoy a great many sexual things and have had multiple positive experiences that could only be described as sexual. But also every time people get to fucking it's like... why would you ruin this perfectly good sex with sex?

Okay so at least one other person is on the exact same page as me

It does not think physical intimacy should be sacred. If you want to cuddle your friend while you watch a movie, do it. There shouldnt have to be any expectation beyond that. Sex between friends or strangers is fine (if consensual). Idk. This may be the Aro in it talking

My name is Yipster the Baby Puppy! Would you like to be friends?

interesting how, when queer women call out gay men for thinking that being gay excuses their misogyny, no one accuses queer women of infighting. however when trans women call out tme queer people for being equally transmisogynistic as cishet people, suddenly the 'queer community' needs to 'stop infighting' and 'we are all faggots in the eyes of the law'.

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

Lowkey if you have friends or a partner in the U$ and they are asking you to travel to the U$ as a person with one of the strongest passports and currencies I need you to know that person is actually incredibly selfish and doesn't care about you just wants you to do what is convenient for them lol

they're putting your life at risk straight up. It doesn't matter how safe you are with your phone, it doesn't seem to even matter if you're white i think the only advantage you have is press coverage. ICE and CBP are rabid dogs with a quota. even if you accept being deported and pay for your own deportation flights you're held in confinement. a 17 year old was held at the airport for 9 days without explanation.

Another time to bring this up.

Midriff is my cocaine, and baby I'm both a dealer and a user

RESOUNDING CHEERS

I cannot tell you how much of an insane high I've been on from this. Being so hot that I give people the courage to transition just by posting a selfie? This is going to irreparably inflate my ego

running into a trans girl while you're out and about makes the entire miserable errand worth it, whatever it was. like glancing upward at just the right time to see a shooting star. I spot a trans flag and it sincerely ceases to matter that the bus is crowded and it rained unexpectedly and my shoes are soaked through and my headphones are dead. I am happy to be on that specific bus on that specific day, because you're there too.