Blue is a fucking slut of a color, it gets to have the whole "opposites dynamic" not only with orange, which is, by the way, its actual chromatic opposite, but also with red AND pink. Black has white and has been the faithful opposite of white since time immemorial, but blue? Theyre a cheating bastard, who else is it going to get paired off with? Green? Fucking yellow!? And speaking of green, poor guy is sitting all there alone when red is supposed to be its opposite, but no, red only has eyes for fucking blue. They even get to claim two opposite elemnts for themselves, fire and water! Thats without mentioning all the time they play as enemies in videogame teams. Does blue do that for orange? No, they only hang out together for movie posters and otherwise blue doesnt even remember orange exists. And dont even get me started on wjatever blue has going on with pink. They like to play their little tradcon game with the genders for decades and now everything is cool because they show up on the lgbt community flags, and surprise surprise blue goes nowhere near orange in any of the flags, orange is there hanging out with pink on the lesbian flag and they dont even know, they dont even know. Aparently blue had an illegitimate child with red, yeah, violet, you can tell its illegitimate because is not even a real color, its made up. It doesnt exist.
