Tik Tak Clack

need this rn

Wait what are these 😍😍

carly rae jepsen appeared to me in a dream and told me to beat my dick until it fell apart like a brisket

I gave a victorian kid some sour patch kids and he sprinkled a little bit of cocaine on it as casually as you would salt before even taking a bite

he was biting the sour patch kids?

Yeah that's how you eat them

i stick them in my mouth whole. am i the weird one or is the victorian kid the weird one? about the biting, not the cocaine. i do that part too.

Do you. At least chew them

yeah i do chew them i just dont feel a need to take a bite out of something that's already bite-sized, yknow? it's like taking a bite out of a skittle, to me. could definitely just be me though

oy where do i get more of these nectar-sweet bastards what are colored like precious stones

fuck OFF thomas

by 2030 95% of newborn babies will be named either Undertale or Homestuck. or both. & the remaining 5% will be pomni

Mario wears blue overalls and a red shirt and a red hat with the letter M on it and has brown shoes too

more

He jumps around and can eat mushrooms to grow taller and stronger and if he gets a fire flower his overalls turn red and his shirt and hat become white and he gains the ability to throw balls of fire from his hands

Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

they wouldn't have censored us like this on the jeremy renner app

think again

bursts into tears

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

why does my boyfriend have to turn everything into a game of saw

what the hell did i do

home goods blocked me

they told me to go Home cause i'm no Goods

Music is just cope for people who can’t generate emotions on their own

Some of y'all really need to go outside. To think it's somehow "not ok" to listen to music is the craziest shit I've heard all week

it literally isn't okay to listen to music. that's someone else's emotions and it's both embarrassing and ideological theft to use them instead of your own.