hey kid, You like gayngels?

bursts into tears

*so quiet you can barely hear me*

Do you sell wet cookies....

I just woke up.

Why is this on my dashboard.

got a job doing lower back tattoos on stray dogs. they haaaate it lol but it’s good money

norp

nop i dont tink so

Lets just have the dopest summer ever

what the hell did i do

home goods blocked me

they told me to go Home cause i'm no Goods

Didn't pay my dark bill so the power company shut my lights on

saw this on a craigslist ad for baby goats

my soft and comfortable mama

me burning the candle at both ends: oobh i got plany off wick

baby wants smoko

well if this is the only thing

Lois We might die from drowning & stewie & chris & dog

Brian

do you think a cornered mouse would dream of cheese

come on man