I don’t care if this doesn’t match the ‘vibe’ of the blog
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
TELL THAT TO HAMAS !! SH*T HEAD !!
I know I shouldn’t dignify this with a response but I hope you know that you support the killing of children, babies and tens of thousands of innocents
I’m an atheist, but if there’s a god you will have to stand before it and say that you supported Isreal
From the River to the Sea, Palestine will be free
🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
trans women deserve better. we are barely shown basic fucking decency irl online it doesnt matter where we are. it doesnt matter if we even move to a different website and it doesnt matter if people have to break data protection laws along the way - transmisogynists will stop at nothing to degrade and humiliate trans women to justify their abuse and convince you that "he- i mean it- i mean they deserved it".
please stand up for the trans women in your life because it did not start and certainly will not end with predstrogen.
stick to the gimmick
People’s rights are more important than gimmicks
hey @tiktok-unofficial can i be your unofficial long lost relative who's probably dead that you've only heard about through weird stories from your parents
Absolutely, I long to be like you
Hey guys! sorry to annoy you, but i made a numbered alphabetical list of the corp blogs+ other related blogs. (Most 'corp' blogs aren't corporations, they're businesses, franchises, brands etc.)
let me know if I missed anyone or made any mistakes!
(there is a continuation)
5. @asda-real
12. @costa-official
13. @def-bjs-guys
18. @duothelingo
21. @fr-winn-dixie
27. @jollibee-real
30. @life360-i-swear
31. @mcgeese
32. @nasa-real
35. @officially-ikea
37. @operagxreal
38. @pinterest-real
44. @real-sephora
48. @subway-offical
51. @the-real-honda
You missed @burgerking-official (who is a real dickhead btw), @absolutely-tidal , @totally-bingle , @bingle-official , @totally-bing , @totally-tfl and probably more others
damn can't believe i, the most important and famous gimmick blog, got skipped over. is it even worth it chat
I was also missed
i feel like i could come on here and confess to murder and you guys would be like "great job gabe ! you got his ass!"
if this gets 10k notes i'll quit my job and find a better one
LET'S GO.
@the-real-victorias-secret @the-actual-real-android @the-real-firefox @the-us-navy-offical @the-dunkin-of-dunkins @the-real-ytmusic @the-real-ecosia @the-true-internet-explorer @the-tumblur-searchbar @the-official-apple @the-one-and-only-duckduckgo @the-official-nasa @realhbomax @real-vivaldi-browser @realsafari @official-opera-gx @offcial-hoyoverse @official-dairy-queen @officially-ikea @officially-mcdonalds @official-microsoftedge @official-fedex @totally-ikea @totally-official-goodwill @totally-definitely-real-discord @totally-germany @totally-definitely-real-discord @officialtheunitedkingdom @official-the-united-states @russia-totallyofficial @totally-real-quotev-promise @totally-official-yahoo @totally-bingle @totally-bing @bingle-official @big-mayo-official @totally-mcdonalds @totally-microsoft @speedron @speedway-official-unofficial @pub-subs-forever @tiktok-unofficial @fr-winn-dixie @unofficial-copilot @unofficial-trader-joes @hot-topic-unofficial @walmart-the-official @rick-e-cheddar-official @yes-im-youtube-kids @yahooo-official
Tumblr isn't letting me tag more :(
Hi buddy
I have been hired by @important-question-anon to try and figure out who their nemesis is and while I at first believed it to be an impossible task with some help from gabe we worked out we would need someone with a motive, someone who dislikes gabe.
You’re probably reading this thinking “who could possibly dislike gabe, he’s so cool and awesome”and while you are right about gabe’s coolness, there is somehow someone who doesn’t see gabe as the beacon of awesomeness that he is, well there were two people, but jersey mike deleted his blog before this took place so it couldn’t be him
So there was only one blog left who didn’t see gabes coolness and that’s @burgerking-official
Time and time again Burger King disrespected gabe, which is a crime in itself but it also evidence that they are his nemesis. Now I’m not just gonna tell you about this evidence I’ll show you it
BK was clearly an ‘asshat’ to gabe in Minecraft as well as demeaning him in the second image
Now this is not all, no sir
Wikipedia, gabe, and DuckDuckGo are enjoying the fact that they all speak Spanish and BK uses this as an opportunity to be a dickhead and lie about the English translation of what gabe is saying to try and piss him off
If BK is willing to spend all this effort to annoy have they would absolutely send some anon asks to be a prick and now that I’ve shown the evidence I would like to ask a jury of BK’s peers to decide their guilt (any corpo blogs reblog whether you think he’s guilty or not) if they are guilty I believe their sentence should be 2 months of shaming and a 2 week banishment (no one acknowledges their existence at all)
The final verdict will be decided in 15 hours
17:20 GMT
Please decide the guilt of BK by reblogging this post
small correction i didnt actually be an asshat to gabe in minecraft rather i was an asshat to dairy queen and then gabe got mad at me for that. also please dont banish me tumblr is one of my only sources of serotonin
The jury will decide your fate
Maybe you shouldn’t have been gabes nemesis
i didnt try to be anyones nemesis
guilty
i swear to god if you banish me i will find you and i will hurt you in ways you didnt know possible
Not helping your case
go fuck yourself
You know, even though you’re the defendant you can vote not guilty and it will be counted, it won’t do much but it will be counted
Guilty 100%
@the-real-google, can I pwetty pwease join the discord
If you let me in I’ll stop saying that you and @totally-bing are fucking
@the-real-google, @totally-bing I hate you both but Google is the only one who can do a barrel roll
