hi guys, I think I'm gonna close this account for a while; but don't worry, I'll still be active on @smolsicheng and @petitemingi !

thank you for following me and reading my posts ~

— Tinymingi, bada

Jongho: this is a mistake

Mingi, enthusiastically: a mistake we're going to laugh about one day!

Mingi: but not today oh, no, today's going to be a mess

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Seonghwa: can you please be serious for five minutes?

Wooyoung: my record is four, but i think i can do it

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Hongjoong: schrödinger’s cat is overrated

Hongjoong: if you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.

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San: fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. why not keep going? why not 9? why not 10? strive for greatness.

Wooyoung: next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. run 3 miles instead of 2. eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. burn your ex’s house down. you can do it! i believe in you.

Jongho: there were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

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Yunho: what if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?

Seonghwa: go the fuck to sleep

Yunho: what gif i don't want to?

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San: yeosang, wake up

Yeosang: hmm? what is it?

San: when donkey asks shrek what his name is in th first movie, shrk hesitates before answering and doesn't sound sure of himself when he says his name is shrek.

San: what if its not actually his name? in the third movie, he says his parents tried to eat him, it doesn't sound like they gave him a name. what if he just made up shrek on the spot because he didn't want to admit to donkey that he doesn't actually have a name?

Yeosang: holy fuck-

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Wooyoung: y'know, i actually have a black belt.

Yeosang: in what, karate?

Wooyoung: no, from gucci-

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San: you’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but i made a mistake...

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Yunho, texting Seonghwa: i spilled my soup on the floor

Yunho: does the five second rule also apply to soup?

Yunho:

Yunho: please hurry it’s been three seconds already

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Hongjoong: A good romance begins with a good friendship

Jongho: And a bad romance begins with ra ra ra-a-a ro ma ro ma ma

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Interviewer: well that was interesting, what's your second best quality?

Yunho, getting out of chair: persistence

Interviewer: please do not tickle me again

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Yunho: must be nice being rich instead of having to develop a personality

Yeosang: shut up

Yunho: buy my silence

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