that being said I'm not actually always opposed to conflict free fluff I am just opposed to the characters having their claws filed down for it. you can stick them in a coffee shop au it should just still feel like you sat the two worst most insane people on earth in a starbucks

idk who needs to hear this but you’re the only one of you baby that’s the fun of you

hey man what if i cried

shark on head sunday

it's friday, but thanks OP.

shark on head sunday

shark on head sunday Sunday

One thing that helped me in life is like realizing that everybody else gets away with being ugly. Everybody else gets away with confronting people. Everybody else gets away with accidentally bothering people. Don’t worry about anything ever lol

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of... maybe everything actually

Mouse MD

He needs mouse bites to live

blood is basically the most normal thing for a sword to hunger for. if a sword gained sentience and started asking me for blood i'd be like yeah i thought you might say that

Have you guys heard about happy ghasts

I'm going to explode

i remember learning the word melancholy at age 7 or something and thinking oh this word's gonna be huge for me

new rule you have to live to be 34. you cant kill yourself until you turn 34. jesus died at 33 you can do better

this is a common law btw. you can check it out by looking up 'rule 34'

This website really needs the option to block individual posts, like "hmm no, this one's shit, never show me this again."

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

is anybody out there

completely enamoured with this beast

????? march ?????? again ??????

When you're tired of being in the army

Happy March 4th, the date that’s also a command