hazy cosmic jive

t-shirt that says ‘I LOVE BEING ALONE IN QUIET DARK PLACES.’ on the front and ‘I AM NOT A FUNGUS.’ on the back.

We always said this was a love story — these two women who really need each other, who have not let anyone in for so long, and then to find someone not only who you see yourself in but also who you’re kindred with because you speak the same language. 

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:

I have a very impressive ability. I have the power to think about doing a task, and then not do it. the best part is I'm not even having fun, I feel bad the entire time

"came back wrong" but it's from a nap

It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

We need a counter to “Heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made a good point” that is “Heartbreaking: your favorite person in the world just said the stupidest shit you’ve ever heard.”

jen statsky + paul w downs + lucia aniello | the wall street journal magazine (april 2, 2025)

there's a delicate balance between "seeing something on my dash so often i end up caring about it unexpectedly" and "seeing something on my dash so often that it gets added to the blocked list with extreme prejudice"

Hannah called us out on national tv…😅😭

reading toxic yuri in public and nodding in approval so everyone knows i condone codependency and mutual abuse in real life

girl who finally is going back to reading by finishing one book: now i'm going to read all the books in the world.