Penis Mightier than the Sword

people already sent me this over 15 times

Me when I see some of the most traumatized individuals in the dungeon: "I'm gonna make them dance"

okay so I'm having a debate with my flatmates

are these all different things and if so what do you call them

Have you ever looked closely at a car windshield?

The edge of the glass is painted where it is glued to the car but it has these small dots between the clear and painted glass.

These are there for a reason. When the sun hits the glass the painted areas and the clear areas will absorb heat at different rates. This causes the glass to expand and contract differently putting stress on the glass.

These dots help the glass to warm up more evenly over a larger area so the glass does not suffer stress that could cause it to spontaneously explode.

Fun fact: the Tesla cybertruck doesn’t have these.

Yes, the glass will spontaneously crack or explode in the sun.

THIS SUMMERS GONNA BE SO COOL

i guess its hurt your pussy hour

I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal

"patron saint" stop using catholic figures in a blasphemous way! it's disrespectful to catholics.

youve made me very happy by saying this

you...enjoy being disrespectful to catholics?

ethics of making AI images aside, I do find a bit amusing the kinds of sob stories and mental gymnastics people make up to pretend like drawing is this super technical skill with an impossibly high barrier of entry when its like one of the first hobbies toddlers pick up

suddenly a lot of people think they got the next Lord of the Rings in their head but they were never able to turn their stories into anything tangible because the evil elitist artists are hogging all the talent and skill and they need a bajilion years of training or something as if one of the most popular manga and anime of the past decade wasn't made by a guy that draws like this

When I used to play widowmaker in overwatch id put some bait in the chat like "why are they called light savers if they don't save any light?"

You'd see a bunch of people stop to type and I could take them out one by one. Easy wins

Snufkin doing whatever the fuck he does during the winter

This is so cool but all I can think about is how if you tried this where I grew up you would just get 40 thousand ticks.

Useful tips for when you get stranded in the woods with nothing on you but your knife, your hatchet, your flint striker, several thousand meters of twine, your weatherproof jacket, a flannel blanket, a considerable length of high-tension nylon cord, four steel pulleys, a gopro, and your own deeply disappointing wits.

adventure time slang is weird cuz like. when you first watch the show and hear the slang you're like "oh this is cringy slang but its not like awful" but it gets to a point where the voice actors deliver the slang so naturally you don't even notice it and its just. part of the world's vernacular. I can't think of any other show that's done in-universe slang like this

Finn: oh man the frappin dude just ginked up and went flipoo over the junkin fence

Me, 3 seasons into this show: wow he really did huh

It's true but it's also funnier knowing the storyboarders were usually just making Finn say fuck

this is math

i have spent years rewatching all 10 seasons and recording every expletive i hear in adventure time:

*lady gaga voice* In russia doing research.

so we have one of two options regarding how they'll handle gay people in Tomodachi Life 2/Living the Dream (operating under the assumption they ARE in fact going to keep their promise and have gay people in this game):

option 1. toggleable switch. you can choose if your Mii is gay or not. simple, but effective. homophobes are going to complain about it but they're inevitably going to complain regardless of how they handle gay people so

option 2. the funnier option, and honestly the one I think they're going to go with just based on the track record of the Mii games (specifically Miitopia) - there is no toggle. everyone is bisexual. you can and Will have a random Mii on your island suddenly turn out to be gay and there's nothing you can do about it

we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

this fucking problem is how they caught the unabomber

hey you should uh. elaborate. for my own personal satisfaction

the unabomber was pedantic about idiomatic phrases like "have your cake and eat it too" and rephrased it to "eat your cake and have it too" (which to be very fair makes sense). fast forward to when he starts writing manifestos. he uses the phrase word for word in his pedantic style and his brother (who has been keeping his eyes on the unabomber shit for obvious reasons) notices the phrase and is like "oh fuck that's my fucking brother no one else fucking says that" and calls in an FBI tip

Well you can't deliberately speak in a way nobody else does and also stay anonymous you know. Can't eat your cake and have it too.

dungeon meshi ah dungeon meshi

Laios heaven is Marcille hell it.s a very efficient system

marcille iis in a survival horror story

Chilchuck is in The Office

Senshi is in Stardew Valley

And Laios is in. Well he's in dungeon meshi.

What's Falin in?

the dragon