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Reblogged tomatoluvr69
I remember you well in the Chelsea Hotel, You were talking so brave and so free. Giving me head on the unmade bed, While the limousines wait in the street.
Reblogged majortomwaits
no one warns you of this but the more indie & international films you watch the worse american blockbusters look in comparison. be safe out there
Reblogged stargazypie
thank goodness, i wouldn't want to use outdated enchilada-reheating strategies
Every single time, like everyyyyy time, I have to tell a student to put their shoes on I say, “[name], put your shoes on, we don’t want you steppin on a rusty nail” to the point where some kids if I remind them they parrot the nail line back to me before I can get to it. Which is why it’s always so fucking awesome when a kid finds an old nail or screw. Their eyes get so wide when I show it to the whole class afterwards lmaoooooooo
My friends all know me for my counsel steering them towards moderation, caution, and levelheadedness. However I am for real, genuinely, actually trying to persuade my 30 year old best friend that he needs to propose to the octogenarian Berliner that he has genuine and requited feelings for
#LIKE…#you guys don’t understand#the whole situation is bonkers insane and so perfect#he was BORN to be a young widower im so serious#born to turn his head away and hesitate before starting a sentence with ‘my late wife’ and dance beneath the moonlight#they are straight up sending each other letters overseas full of theeeee grossest romantic imagery I’ve ever seen
Reblogged runcible-spoons
Rick Astley's father Ossie Astley celebrating "Never Gonna Give You Up" making it to #1 on the UK charts in 1987.
Reblogged moonchild-77777
Four Horses, details from a 17th century Persian manuscript.
Reblogged fieryphrazes
every time i complain about being single and having no hoes i want everybody to remember that i intentionally and strategically sabotage any opportunity i have to open myself up to a romantic or sexual connection because i’m a pussy and an idiot