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put the bdsm and cnc posts on pause for a few minutes, friends, today's kink is When They Sit Next to You on the Couch and Drape Their Legs Over Yours

Here we go again. 😪 reblog to help me find my moots please 💙

Also, wifee took pictures of a fag smoking a fag🚬🚬🚬

if you dont appreciate her small flaccid penis you need to change your heart or die

who likes fat bitches

more for y'all since you're slobbering over the last one 🙏

hey does anyone wanna see me with my owner's entire hand in my cunt

the people have spoken

u find this thing in your house what do u do

"and I get to what, fuck the dog?" Going right into the lexicon as a phrase I cannot use ever in front of people

Every puppy should know a few tricks

what r u doing back there? 🤨 they/he/it/she

tip me 💸 watch me pull that thong to the side

all the best emo boys have frilly little panties under their cargo pants >_0

(he/him)

oops! puppy made a mess......

f*nsly bluesky

you could be helm's deep in this pussy if you really wanted.

your owner's invited some friends over. she introduces you as her dog, nudging you towards them with a softspoken "go get familiar!" you're not used to being seen exposed like this, but at least you've got your panties and your collar. you approach them slow, shyly sniffing at their new scents. "it's okay, they're nice. feel free to pet her, by the way." you flinch when someone places a firm hand on your thigh, caressing up to your hip. you lock eyes with your owner for comfort, and she flashes you a warm smile. "so well behaved." someone places their palm on the small of your back. someone ruffles your hair and coos. someone plays with the elastic of your panties. you're beet red. is this really okay? do they really see you as her dog? someone leans in close to your face, and you inch away reflexively. "it's okay, puppy. why don't you give our guest a little kiss?" your foot taps nervously. you've never kissed anyone but your owner before. but an order's an order. you want to be a good dog. you place your lips gentle on theirs, your breaths intermingling. in an instant they're gripping your sides and pulling you in closer, forcing a hot, wet, sweet tongue down your throat. it's too much. you try to pull away, but someone's pushing on your neck from behind. the sounds are disgusting. you mewl into their mouth at the sensation. your owner is loving it. "good girl," she says. "make sure everyone here gets one."

"I have unrealistic kinks so I guess it's jacking off to weird porn forever for me" NO. What you need. Is a good sex partner. Who knows how to get creative in the theatre of the mind.

Service doms who crave giving specialised service exist and they'd love to turn you into a cube and pry you apart at the vertices if that's what you want in a scene.

Service subs who crave giving specialised service exist and they'd love to become your pet centipede for a night if that's what you want in a scene.

ALL kink is playing games. Puppy play is fantasy as much as vore is fantasy as much as fauxcest is fantasy as much as dollification is fantasy etc etc. Don't be scared to get creative with it. You might just find the best sex of your life down there in the weird stuff.

ever wonder what happens to cat boy maids at middle age?